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Old 27th Jan 2009, 04:14
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Dog to cyclist, "next time I want an upgrade to business class".
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 07:01
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Dog to cyclist: "Okay, how's your German?...Never mind, when we get to the Swiss border, I'll do all the talking!"
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 11:40
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OK,another 200 yards and we swop..
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 11:56
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The new RAFP 'animal skin' rucksacks solved both the problem of carrying equipment and the over recruitment of police dogs..
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 13:41
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"Scheissen! Cats!...I hate cats!"
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 16:44
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One session with the Dog Whisperer and Cpl Plod's woofer was convinced it was a parrot.
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 17:28
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The dog was pleased with his latest collar. He'd nicked himself a dope peddlar.

(Sorry...)
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 18:43
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RAF take part in sponsored cycle in aid of Blind Dogs for the Guides.
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 20:35
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Spotter (Dog): Target starboard 1 o'clock, 200 yds
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 21:10
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"Dunno what to do about it now really....it started off as a spot on my ar5e and now it's turned into a snowdrop"
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Old 27th Jan 2009, 21:33
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"And I look down on him because I'm the one with the most qualifications."
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Old 28th Jan 2009, 06:54
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"Look boss, I know leading a dog whilst riding a bike is illegal, and I know your, like, a Copper and all that, but I really feel a bit of a t**t up here"
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Old 28th Jan 2009, 07:32
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The RAFP's new recruitment video 'Copper on a Shopper' didn't quite match their flying civvy counterparts version of 'Copper in a Chopper'.

or

Free with every dog in the new year sales, a brand new bike!!!
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Old 29th Jan 2009, 09:47
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I'll be glad when my instructor gets off my back and lets me go solo
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Old 29th Jan 2009, 13:43
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"Oooh, don't be such a b*tch. I'm not co-dependent at all".

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Riding down Camden High street, Amy Winehouse was so mashed off her t*ts that she thought she was an RAF policeman with a dog on her back.
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Old 31st Jan 2009, 10:38
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Shaggy: I'm going as fast as I can Scooby, but I can't see Fred, Daphne or Velma anywhere!!
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Old 1st Feb 2009, 21:16
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It's scores on the doors time, folks.

Lots of chuckling going on in our house, with MIDs to:

arandcee, Airborne Aircrew and PingDit, but the winner is:

Brian Dixon, with the very witty:

The dog was pleased with his latest collar. He'd nicked himself a dope peddlar.
Brian, you have control!
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Old 4th Feb 2009, 08:22
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Sweating like a "Pig" as the vicious talons of "cold turkey" gripped his very soul; and hallucinating wildly, Percy pedalled off in desperation to find Brian Dixon for his next shot, muttering something under his breath about feeling dogs.

C'mon Brian, you're on.
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Old 4th Feb 2009, 16:41
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My apologies for my tardiness - the chain came off me bike!!

Hope this hasn't been posted before


I reckon I'll give it until Sunday...

Good luck.
Brian
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Old 4th Feb 2009, 16:45
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Stretched but not overstretched...
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