Caption competition

[JagRigger]

"OK boys, put it back - they've cancelled the b****y contract"

[Buster Hyman]

"I'll pick...door number 1 Tony..."

"IT'S A SECOND HAND NIMROD!!!!"

[Sierra Hotel]

'At the height of the Cold War the USSR demonstrate they are both effective and efficient with their Russian Doll approach...'

[STN Ramp Rat]

V1 .... rotate

[Howabout]

I've laid a few spectacular cables in my time, but I can't compete with that.

[andrewmcharlton]

"This kind of penetration is best without the four blow jobs....."

Risque I know, no apologies ot anyone offended.

[Krystal n chips]

One's plans have been changed for the w/end......so, some very freudian reponses..strange that !......and the final judgement.

In 3rd place....arancee

In 2nd..........Shy Torque

By the winner is.....MostlyHarmless............over to you MH.

The pic taken at "less than sunny" Waddo, Dec 07 in case anybody was interested and will probably be, as Jag Rigger observed, it's last flight ironically.

[MostlyHarmless]

AyThankYew....

God there's a lot of weird stuff on the Interwebs (Which I've wasted the afternoon trawling). Try this one for size...

[jez_s]

'Never did like him!'

[brickhistory]

Carlos Santana music to ON:



"Low ri-der, drive a little slower....."

[airborne_artist]

"when I said "would you like to go topless darling?" this wasn't quite what I had in mind..."

[Gunnerrock]

This sunroof is quite cool isn't it?............isn't it?.............err, hello in the back...

[Longhitter]

Yuri ran out of flares and went with Plan B

[UpShutter]

Thank Christ for that, I thought I'd gone deaf!

[airborne_artist]

"Well, that's one way to clear the cockpit of all those loose bits and bobs."

[andrewmcharlton]

"I knew showing him the Air Cadets training video was a bloody mistake"

[ACW599]

"Jump, jump, John . . . oh, I see you already have".

[FinelyChopped]

I told him time and time again not to touch that handle, but would he listen?

[GPMG]

Yuri had that nagging feeling that he had forgotten something, like leaving the gas on.......

[ix_touring]

"...and in the event that we need to eject, the command will be EJECT EJECT EJECT. I won't repeated it but my boots have FOLLOW ME on the heels."

Yuri then got into the back of the plane...

or

802 green pilots siting in the seat... if one were to eject, there'd be 801 ....

or

Yuri cleared his ears just in time to catch "Flanker in the rear" and thought F£$k you! BANG!

or

Vladimir Putin's' latest photo op wasn't quite up to the standard of recent efforts.

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