Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 9th Sep 2012, 23:44
  #14301 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Florida
Posts: 4,569
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
wait a minute is that new crew chief flashing me?
lomapaseo is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 00:06
  #14302 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: UK
Age: 33
Posts: 166
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
This must be a photoshop. Surely a ginger couldn't be out in the sun for that long?
TurningFinals is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 06:17
  #14303 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
And this is where the chauffeur inserts the Starting Handle
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 06:24
  #14304 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
A former Blues and Royals officer not wearing spurs before he mounts-up
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 06:33
  #14305 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
I appreciate the Pheasant Season is about to open ... but I don't think the Boss will let you take one of these home to Sandringham just to beat your Grandad's tally !
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 07:45
  #14306 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
Thats the button your brother's does not have

GUNS

or

Press Photographer at 9o'clock, cleared to engage
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 10:33
  #14307 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 786
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Sir, I don't know if its a left-over from a recent party - but you still appear to have a large black dildo emerging from your arse!
Lafyar Cokov is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 11:13
  #14308 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,923
Received 2,847 Likes on 1,217 Posts


I suppose that's one way to come out top of your course, urinate in the oppositions fuel tank...

Last edited by NutLoose; 10th Sep 2012 at 11:15.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 12:14
  #14309 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,538
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 17 Posts
...and the pointy end goes towards the enemy Sir.

OK one has kicked the tyres. How does one start the fires?

Last edited by Dan Gerous; 10th Sep 2012 at 12:16.
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 12:17
  #14310 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Tennessee - Smoky Mountains
Age: 55
Posts: 1,602
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
"F*ck it, I've left the keys on the wheel arch again!"
Roadster280 is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 12:30
  #14311 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,895
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Now for f#cks sake hang on tight. If you survive the first five trips we let you sit in the cockpit.
Fox3WheresMyBanana is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 15:17
  #14312 (permalink)  
622
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 55
Posts: 1,572
Received 18 Likes on 14 Posts
Oh no...another picture of Harry's chopper goes public!
622 is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 16:06
  #14313 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Auto Glym, Royal Warrent holders to HM as purveyors of fine vehicle polishes, preparations and waxes, have been commissioned by the Royal Mews to produce a special Low Luster polish for HRH's new "mount" ...
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 16:29
  #14314 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,923
Received 2,847 Likes on 1,217 Posts
Quick hide your wristbands, CoffmanStarter is on his way over....


NutLoose is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 16:33
  #14315 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Well played NL
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 16:51
  #14316 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
One can plug one's iPod in here ...
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 16:58
  #14317 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Tennessee - Smoky Mountains
Age: 55
Posts: 1,602
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
"'Ere, Staff, why is there a doorbell on the front of it?"
Roadster280 is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 17:13
  #14318 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,895
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Don't bother yourself about the doorbell Sir, the Footman will answer - he's normally carried on the stbd inner pylon for that purpose
Fox3WheresMyBanana is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 18:24
  #14319 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Apparently the Taliban call it a mosquito ... just shows you how crap they are at Aircraft Recognition
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 10th Sep 2012, 18:25
  #14320 (permalink)  
Red On, Green On
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the woods and the water
Age: 24
Posts: 6,487
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
<thought bubble> "This'd make a cracking mount for a chukka or two of polo".
airborne_artist is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.