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Old 31st Jul 2012, 11:58
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'sharpe intake of breath', well mate this is going to be expensive to fix!

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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:00
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Back on the ramp for tomorrow morning's tasking? Sir - I'm not sure if this one will buff out!

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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:04
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a bit too much rotation on takeoff .... eh?
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:06
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When the Lads were told they were off to pick up a piece of Tail....they had no idea!


Or.....

"Gee Dunno Fred! It wasn't here a few minutes ago! Who do you reckon left it here?
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:27
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"...Part one comes with the complete tail section of a C5 Galaxy then, each month, a new piece of the aircraft will arrive for the insanely low price of $49.95!"
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:31
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Engineering report

Remarks:Some thing fallen off aircraft.

Actions: have located "something" that fell off aircraft.Awaiting instructions as to correctve action.
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:37
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Bit of an extreme tail slide there Hoskins !
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:39
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The pilot had a feeling he didn't know where he was going in life.
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:45
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Nah ... A few tubes of Araldite and she'll be as good as new Sarge.
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:48
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Ok ... so which one of you idiots strapped the JATO on ass-about-face ?
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:49
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"This ought to be good enough for extra accommodation for the Military Security teams at the Olympics."
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:50
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On reflection, using the parachutists static line attachment point for the tank drop wasn't such a smart idea.
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:52
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In best Michael Caine voice ... "I told you just to blow the bloody doors off"
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 12:55
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Pesky Termites !
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 13:03
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Employing ex-Harrier pilots on the AT fleet wasn't working out so well!

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Old 31st Jul 2012, 13:03
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"We're gonna need a bigger Tool Box!"
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 13:04
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It was discovered obesity was a problem in the US Army when a static line remained attached to the aircraft, during parachute jumping exercises
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 13:52
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The proposed C5 Deck Arrester Gear config needs a bit of a rethink before Sea Trials begin
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 15:01
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In best Michael Caine voice ... "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
(Fixed)

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The only remaining part from the Stealth Galaxy is returned to the US from Pakistan...
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 15:39
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It's a bugger spending three weeks on an airfix kit only to find a critical part missing ...
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