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Old 24th Jul 2012, 15:28
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This is how we play "Rock Paper Scissors" in the FJ World
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 16:59
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The Armée de l'Air were delighted with Dassaults Automated White Flag Deployment system.....
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 19:51
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The job's not finished till the paperwork's done.
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 21:23
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...Merde!






...this bit has been added to get enough characters in the Post!
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 07:41
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Tracey Emin's 'Every Pilot I Have Ever Slept With' exhibit for the Turner Prize left the judges a bit underwhelmed.
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 10:42
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Disguising it as a bog roll fooled nobody, especially after take off....
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 11:47
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"We should never have told them it was a crap paint job".
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 13:19
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French Aerobatic team go back to the drawing board after their experimental Chinese Ribbon Dance display is deemed a failure.
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 14:29
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You were supposed to guard the 400m race, not bloody well win it !
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 14:35
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The Snowdrops tape off the scene of crime area.
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 14:51
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Judging will take place by 12:00 EST on 26 July.

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Old 25th Jul 2012, 15:12
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Ok, who saw where the puppy went?
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 16:34
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Cor, and I always thought a sidewinder had explosives in them.
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Old 25th Jul 2012, 20:31
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Not quite what we had in mind for a paper exercise.

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Old 25th Jul 2012, 21:25
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RBG: "Tracey Emin's 'Every Pilot I Have Ever Slept With' exhibit for the Turner Prize left the judges a bit underwhelmed."

Point of order: RBG should be disqualified on the basis that no real pilot would stoop so low and the exhibit would therefore have been a blank space...
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 00:37
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Finally a use was found the manuscript "Buster, my life's story, the flushable edition" it might not of served any purpose, but it was a damn sight better than reading it....



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Old 26th Jul 2012, 03:08
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"It was worth a try" mumbled Peirre, but the skid marks on the runway were still there.
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 05:42
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Quick ! "Buster" the bog roll to that jet, "NutLoose" got excited and left a mess.
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 06:57
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"...So there we were, pushing 55,000ft when the Nav says "Watch out for the parachute!", and I said "Don't be stupid" and then..."
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Old 26th Jul 2012, 09:49
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The Chinese translation of the Reds display sequence had clearly missed the mark.
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