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Old 19th May 2011, 18:57
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"No, I am not going to turn around and show you what I'm doing with my left hand!"
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Old 19th May 2011, 19:00
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Athena poster - ISTR someone outing the girl a few weeks ago
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Old 19th May 2011, 19:03
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Dress rehersal for the Iraqi ass map scene, in the forthcoming stage production of "Three Kings", at the Kandahar Drama Club.
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Old 19th May 2011, 20:21
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Rifleman Jones was having some difficulty complying with his CO's instruction as to where he could shove his Transfer Request.
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Old 19th May 2011, 20:24
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No Sir...we don't have any hot chocolate in here...but Cpl Miggins has just popped out to get you some.
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Old 19th May 2011, 22:52
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"Wait a second Bloggs. Before you kiss it, let me just put some Lippy on..."
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Old 20th May 2011, 08:28
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Where did I put them damm keys...here?
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Old 20th May 2011, 10:59
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Defence cuts lead to a new style of the 'Tennis Girl' flight safety poster...
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Old 20th May 2011, 11:10
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As was said by Buster before the photo....

"It's in the Hole!...It's in the Hole."
Or:

"Hang on a mo' I've got sand in my eye!"
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Old 20th May 2011, 11:13
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"Use the search function on ARRSE", he said. And now what?
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Old 20th May 2011, 11:34
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As was said by Buster before the photo....
If it wins, its mine....

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I wonder how the guys knew I was ex Navy?
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Old 20th May 2011, 12:10
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Since the CO thought the sun shone out of his backside, Pvt. Bloggs was extra careful not to be seen changing light bulbs..

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Old 20th May 2011, 12:47
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6cm and I think I can feel the head.
Stand back everybody, I'm ready to push!
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Old 20th May 2011, 12:54
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Commando....
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Old 20th May 2011, 14:16
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Sarge, can you get the VC for haemhorrhoids?
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Old 20th May 2011, 18:55
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"Sgt, when one said deploy ones privates to the front, one meant the chaps sitting in the rear of the APC."



Keep em coming, some good ones so far
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Old 20th May 2011, 18:58
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Having heard the expression:
"You'll never get out of this place while you've still got a hole in your *rse",
Gunner Smith got into this routine every morning.
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Old 20th May 2011, 18:59
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The Royal Artillery Concert Party were not too sure about Gunner Jackson and his Moonwalk act.
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Old 20th May 2011, 20:54
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"Bernard Matthews' Turkey Drumsticks - they're so versatile!"
I've got one in at the moment actually...
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Old 20th May 2011, 21:27
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The new RSM was particularly harsh. Pvt Parts had thought he was kidding when he said he'd "tear him a new one".

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