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..and watch this - you can actually download porn while we are flying.....errr hang on.........
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"Warning Fatal Execution Error
You have attempted to fly into a mountain, Windows has prevented you from doing this and has shut down your system to protect your hardware. etc etc etc"
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For the specific edition of XP used to control aircraft there was some debate as to whether to replace the normal "Green Screen of Death" with the technologically more up-to-date Blue.....
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"Warning Fatal Execution Error
You have attempted to fly into a mountain, Windows has prevented you from doing this and has shut down your system to protect your hardware. etc etc etc"
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For the specific edition of XP used to control aircraft there was some debate as to whether to replace the normal "Green Screen of Death" with the technologically more up-to-date Blue.....
"Listen up Bloggs...until the sky matches the screens....Wingco doesn't go for his IF currency flight....got that?"
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"We can't even send a Mayday on MSN Messenger"
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"After the crash, Nigel left his bedroom and went to sit in the lounge and watch Discovery Wings"
Conan
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"After the crash, Nigel left his bedroom and went to sit in the lounge and watch Discovery Wings"
Conan
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And so, here we are at the conclusion of another round. Forgive me if I am late posting the results, but the computer was playing up.
A good selection of entries from the glass cockpit brigade and a special mention for the emissary for steam cockpits in the form of BEagle, who has reminded us all of the joys of modern call centres in South Asia.
Third place, goes to Adr for
Second place almost went to Sunfish, but was beaten at the post, by ACW599 with
And this weeks supreme Champions award goes to Lafyar Cokov with a late but instantly forgettable
"Warning Fatal Execution Error
You have attempted to fly into a mountain, Windows has prevented you from doing this and has shut down your system to protect your hardware. etc etc etc"
Well done all. Now - Eyes down for a full House....
Conan
A good selection of entries from the glass cockpit brigade and a special mention for the emissary for steam cockpits in the form of BEagle, who has reminded us all of the joys of modern call centres in South Asia.
Third place, goes to Adr for
It all worked fine until we installed The Sims 2: Nightlife and iTunes to help us pass the time.
"Captain, it's the CSD here. I can't get that guy in 13B to stop using his mobile -- do you want to come and speak to him?"
"Warning Fatal Execution Error
You have attempted to fly into a mountain, Windows has prevented you from doing this and has shut down your system to protect your hardware. etc etc etc"
Well done all. Now - Eyes down for a full House....
Conan
Initial trials of the new directed-energy weapons system appeared to indicate that it displayed considerable potential. However, it was evident that some aspects of the aiming system would require further development.
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"Why did I have a feeling that overnighting at Liverpool might be a bad idea?"
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"Why did I have a feeling that overnighting at Liverpool might be a bad idea?"
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"Well Bloggs, now for the debrief...... in one sentence.
The parking wasn't too bad but you failed the rest of the sortie"
The parking wasn't too bad but you failed the rest of the sortie"
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When the advert said "1/4 share in a Cessna", Bloggs had assumed the other three quarters would still be attached.
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