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1. "Quick - Where did I see the Emergency Reboot Check List? Is it just Cntrl - Alt - Delete?"
2. "Looks like we may have to hand fly this thing! Do you remember how we used to do it?"
2. "Looks like we may have to hand fly this thing! Do you remember how we used to do it?"
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I'm glad I took out the 3 years RTB warranty. Anyone know where the original packaging is?
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It all worked fine until we installed The Sims 2: Nightlife and iTunes to help us pass the time.
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These are Computer type thingies, but...
"Remember the 747 SP? This is the 777 SP2"
"Could this be a follow on to the Gates Learjet?"
"Captain Smooth pushed the throttles through the firewall and then the World went blue"
and whilst on subjects that show me as a sad anorak without a life...
The Electric Light Orchestra have released a new song based on the old classic "Mr Blue Sky" It is called "Mr Blue Screen"
Conan
"Remember the 747 SP? This is the 777 SP2"
"Could this be a follow on to the Gates Learjet?"
"Captain Smooth pushed the throttles through the firewall and then the World went blue"
and whilst on subjects that show me as a sad anorak without a life...
The Electric Light Orchestra have released a new song based on the old classic "Mr Blue Sky" It is called "Mr Blue Screen"
Conan
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"The Computer crash was thought to be caused by a driver conflict and early attempts to resolve this included removal of the First Officers' yoke"
Conan
PS on the 'Pooter subject, there must be a yarn in here about UPS somewhere...
Conan
PS on the 'Pooter subject, there must be a yarn in here about UPS somewhere...
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"I told you before not to nudge the control column while you're playing that pinball machine game"
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"They said they can fix it but we'll have to deliver it ourselves"
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"They said they can fix it but we'll have to deliver it ourselves"
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Now is the time to get your final bids for stardom in folks! A life of fame beckons, where you can forget strapping on a jet or Pay As You Dine for ever and start thinking Spandex and Supermarket openings!!!
Judging at 2000Z Sunday Oct 2.
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From brochure
"The software has a look and feel of consistency throughout and is designed to enhance flight safety and crew awareness blah de blah, blah, blah" (carries on for ever)
regards to all,
Conan
Judging at 2000Z Sunday Oct 2.
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From brochure
"The software has a look and feel of consistency throughout and is designed to enhance flight safety and crew awareness blah de blah, blah, blah" (carries on for ever)
regards to all,
Conan