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Old 18th Jun 2010, 13:04
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"No, Grasshopper, I'm afraid you haven't passed Selection".
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Old 18th Jun 2010, 19:18
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"Liar, liar, pants on fire" was taken very seriously in the army.
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Old 19th Jun 2010, 10:17
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The RAF Regt try out their new methane powered curry warming stones on the England squads training grounds, but even the use of 3 goal mouths lined up have failed to see a goal produced.
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Old 19th Jun 2010, 12:52
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We DO tolerate gays - after your weekly initiation.
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Old 19th Jun 2010, 13:45
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The ring commentator wasn't sure whether to play the Nutcracker Suite or Great Balls of Fire as the background music.
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Old 19th Jun 2010, 16:02
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British Army practice corrective training, in advance of the return of the England football team......
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Old 21st Jun 2010, 22:52
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Good heavens! Page 2 for the Caption Comp? This just won't do...

So, this was pretty tough to call therefore, I asked my good friend Maradonna for some inspiration...


For the winner, he came up with: pohm1
The Army's display made the RAF Police Dog Handlers and their hoops of fire look a little bit soft.

Runner up: x213a
Firefighting equipment won't be the only casualty of the defence cutbacks...

And for the "F***! Hasn't anyone put a pic up yet" award (AKA 3rd place): Runaway Gun
In retrospect I realise now that the old fitness bleep test wasn't so bad.

Over to you pohm...
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Old 21st Jun 2010, 23:47
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Obvious, but-Headline-

"Famous Footballer benched for repeated Hand-ball"
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 00:06
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I know it's not the image for the caption but:

The hand of God in action again at the world cup.
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 00:35
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Unlike the France or England coaches, Maradona had only one d1ckhead to work with...
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 00:59
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But two watches,,??
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 01:45
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One's for Local time & the other counts down to Happy Hour....guess what the time is now?
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 08:24
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While we're waiting...

"It's not me, it's the hand of God!"
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 08:34
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Thinking berets on chaps......





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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 09:01
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Look - Ginger hair, mouth wide open - we're expecting Harry to do the right thing.......
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 10:23
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I see you have a free hand. Would you fetch me a fresh cup of tea?
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 11:02
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"Hello Charlie. Remember that evening at Tiggy's a year or so ago. . . ?
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 11:02
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Bet he's like me and still wants bitty.
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 13:42
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Multiple choice captions:


Charlie: "<*INSERT CAPTION HERE FROM THE SELECTION BELOW> How?... It's never happened in my marriages....!"

*You say you and your husband made it...

*Yes, he even looks like you and your husband...

*...and you say your parents were happy you got together...




iX
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 13:44
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Look your husband already has a medal!

or

I think your husband's medal is a bit more practical.

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