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A cunning plan was formulated at Labour HQ
50 helicopter games will be purchased to be distributed amongst the SH community.
At the next Prime Ministers question time Gordon Brown will announce an immediate increase in the RAF helicopter fleet by some 50 new Helicopters coming on line in the coming months above the current planned purchases and riding on the wave Euphoria it produces whilst catching the Conservative party on the hop will announce a forthcoming General Election for tomorrow afternoon.........
50 helicopter games will be purchased to be distributed amongst the SH community.
At the next Prime Ministers question time Gordon Brown will announce an immediate increase in the RAF helicopter fleet by some 50 new Helicopters coming on line in the coming months above the current planned purchases and riding on the wave Euphoria it produces whilst catching the Conservative party on the hop will announce a forthcoming General Election for tomorrow afternoon.........
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Following concerns about the lack of a cabin in the new RAF Helicopter trainer, it has been announced that room has been found to fit the crewman in the balancing weight, this bold lateral thinking initiative changes their previous role of keeping the cable taught to one of keeping the pole taught and allows them to keep abreast of future helicopter technology......
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Happy with the Helicopter procurement program, Gordon Brown then went on to the Institute of sport to see the new golfing simulator...Leisure Suit Larry...
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Aaaaaaaaat the YYYYYYMMMMCAAAAAAA............. YYYYYYMMMMCAAAAA....... Young man..........
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Paaaaaraaaaadeeeeee...........Stamps for the licking off......move.
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Soldiers take part in the preliminary round of the annual @rse-licking contest. Only personnel with tongues 12.5 cm long (5" in old money) or greater are permitted to take part in the second round of the contest, when they attempt to insert their tongues into the rectum of the battalion 2i/c. In the final round three soldiers will attempt the same with the battalion CO.
Colonel peering through a window at the Morning Parade.....
"I say Rupert....your lads seem to be a bit hesitant to volunteer for the assignment in Nigeria!"
"I say Rupert....your lads seem to be a bit hesitant to volunteer for the assignment in Nigeria!"