"...and in the event that we need to eject, the command will be EJECT EJECT EJECT. I won't repeated it but my boots have FOLLOW ME on the heels."
Yuri then got into the back of the plane...
or
802 green pilots siting in the seat... if one were to eject, there'd be 801 ....
or
Yuri cleared his ears just in time to catch "Flanker in the rear" and thought F£$k you! BANG!
or
Vladimir Putin's' latest photo op wasn't quite up to the standard of recent efforts.
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