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Old 24th Aug 2018, 19:08
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....and what did you do during the '41-'45 war?
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Old 24th Aug 2018, 19:13
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So you heard it as well when you were over in the county of England. The RAF pilots were all saying....' bloody yanks over paid over sexed and over here

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yyyeeesss the beeesst pilot I evvverrr met, wwwent by the nnammme Danny
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Old 24th Aug 2018, 23:47
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Class of 42 you say......which makes you senior to me, but then comparing seniority among 2nd Lieutenants is like determining virginity at a whore house......

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Old 24th Aug 2018, 23:50
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Guy on left

Stop looking so smug about banging Doris, everyone knows she is the unit bicycle.......
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 00:09
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Say you have a star in Hollywood and everyone walks over you....gee..
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 00:11
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Are they issue trousers or are you a news presenter so no one gets to see what you are wearing below the desk?
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 00:27
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Just finished a great movie. I could tell you all about it but official secrets act you know...... Frankly my dear I don't give a damm
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 01:08
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Frankly Jimmy, I don’t get the Dam-busters.
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 01:10
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Well, well, you, you see, the trouble I had was ma-making people understand that the cockpit is a difficult place for a, a giant white rabbit!
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 02:30
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"You're looking for a date tonight? My friends Alfred Hitchcock and Howard Weinstein know a few girls..."
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 04:22
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The front? What's that?
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 08:42
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"Damn these handcuffs chaffe"
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 08:45
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"Don't look now, but here comes Bing singing about a bloody white Christmas again."
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 08:46
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 08:50
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COURT MARTIAL??? I thought we were here to court Michelle!
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 08:52
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"There I was nothing on the clock but the makers name, 33 hours, 30 minutes in the air and Paris on the nose....... ohh hang on, that one wasn't real"
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 09:00
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"See these flowers behind me, they are in a little brown jug, now who plays that tune?"
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 09:30
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They said wait over here, they are expecting a couple of big shot movie stars☺
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 10:34
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You use Brylcreame? Engine oil for me ....more manly
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Old 25th Aug 2018, 10:37
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Why yes that Curtis LeMay he will show those Ruskies what we are about

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Actor becoming President? Never happen.

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Reality TV star becoming President? Never happen
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