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Old 27th Oct 2007, 10:44
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".... 'and then the big bad wolf ran off into the woods'. Right, that's the last story you get this trip, now do me a favour and land the bloody thing, will you?"
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Old 27th Oct 2007, 11:17
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DEAR CUSTOMER
Thank you for purchasing this McLockheed Northoeing product, we hope it gives many hours satisfaction.
Note: If you are reading this manual for the first time and are currently in flight, please turn to P97 - Landings (keyboard guide).
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Old 27th Oct 2007, 23:00
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"Amazing! Says here that you are a Top Gun."
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Old 27th Oct 2007, 23:27
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"Hey, Biggles- it says 'ere that our lookout is second to none!"
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Old 28th Oct 2007, 00:41
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"It says right here, very clearly, the pointy end is the front!"


Best Regards

Echo Mike (Ground School Instructor - and these guys are NOT MINE!!!)
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Old 28th Oct 2007, 12:47
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"Well if you'd bought the extended warranty, we could have just sent it back, you cheap Bstad"
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Old 28th Oct 2007, 12:56
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"Damn! Can't seem to find the 'command eject from the rear' section!
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Old 28th Oct 2007, 13:51
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Nah, can't help you mate, it's in French.
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Old 28th Oct 2007, 19:51
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Hey, there's a caption competition in here..
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Old 28th Oct 2007, 20:52
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"Maverick, it says in here to keep an eye out for jetwash......."
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Old 28th Oct 2007, 21:58
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"The Nav kit's not working, 'cos it says 'ere "BATTERIES NOT SUPPLIED"!
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Old 29th Oct 2007, 09:08
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"Look, as I told you on the ground, I want a sincere apology before I do anything for you today!"

OR

"do you want to know how Harry Potter finishes?"
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Old 29th Oct 2007, 12:13
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"Now what do i do with the stick again...............?"
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Old 29th Oct 2007, 14:39
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It was always a special day when the Christmas edition of the Radio Times hit the shelves........
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Old 29th Oct 2007, 15:18
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"Cracking advert, I wonder if the RAF would have me as a Loadie?"
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Old 29th Oct 2007, 15:46
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"D'you think this disguise will get me passed the US Airport Security?" asks MP Shahid Malik, as he tries to get away with his MP Expenses takings.

(He topped the MP Expenses claims by the way).
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Old 29th Oct 2007, 18:07
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Only when you give back my What Diode? weekly.
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Old 31st Oct 2007, 18:13
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As its all gone quiet I thought we may as well have some judging
In 3rd Place we have
Pingdit with "OK, at the next roundabout, take the 3rd exit for Leeds"....
In 2nd
Mike Jenvey with "Ah, you know that letter you sent to the Agony Aunt........."
But winning is
WhiteOvies with
I just read the articles, honest love!
Over to you
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Old 1st Nov 2007, 20:13
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Thanks PICKS135

Apologies for the delay, work system will let me view but won't let me post as it seems I can never put in enough characters (despite ranting!). Anyway, it works fine at home so try this one from t'internet archives:
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Old 1st Nov 2007, 20:17
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Ya heard the good news? We are allowed to take 'em back with us!!
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