Caption competition

[oli,_the_original]

Oh $hit!!!!

[seekayess]

When you need 'em, you can't find 'em! Where is that guy who specialises in parting the sea, then?

[SkyHawk-N]

"After the great success of SoA, 15,000 people are shown enjoying a similar Jervis produced event on behalf of the Royal Navy."
From the Oxford Mail.

[cornish-stormrider]

The latest delivery of the anti sub platform "typhoon hunter" seems to have missed the design brief.

Jervis Media's new live shipping forecast, Lundy, force 3, calm, fair, 10+miles vis etc etc etc. had to be seen to be believed

[VitaminGee]

"I've told you before, and I'll tell you again - Never, ever believe a forecast from Michael Fish!"

[6Z3]

BEagle:Strewth that was close. Any bright ideas?
Jesus: Float-test the chap in the orange surcoat, and henceforth you will have nothing to fear from the Heavenly Thunderbolt.

[diginagain]

Look, stop squabbling about rations, stable-belts, flying pay, accommodation, overstretch, and niff-naff and trivia. We're all in the same boat.

[Green Flash]

And it's sinking ......

[VitaminGee]

Green Flash,

[splitbrain]

No, now is NOT a good time to discuss your PVR request.

[airborne_artist]

Group Captain Andy Turner said the first voyage of the Spirit of Adventure had gone as well as expected, and that all ticket-holders had been completely immersed in the the event.

[splitbrain]

"I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that last wave swept our whingeing GE overboard. The bad news is he was holding the oven at the time."

or

Yep, same as last trip boss. That bloody Judas Escariat turned the rations away at the quayside.

or

What do you mean "don't worry lads I've been doing this since Pontius WAS a Pilate?"

or

Apparently this is nothing compared to the approach into Kai Tak airport.

[clicker]

"Temperature's just about right number one, call all hands to bathing stations."

[Lafyar Cokov]

This is nothing....... when I was on Wessex on 28 Sqn we once.........

[Thud_and_Blunder]

"Just hurry up and get that mast down. That SHAR up there is worth 380,000 smackers to us if we can make enough room for him to land..."

[ZH875]

Right Guys, you can stop rocking the boat, the government will allow Tullbahadur Pun VC entry to the UK.

[ACW599]

Although spectacular, it was generally agreed that the revised SARTU dinghy drill was something of a retrograde step.

[6Z3]

The results are now in:
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3rd, with a true reflection of Jolly Jack under pressure...:
Seekayess: "Why didn't you carry your own blanket? I am NOT sharing mine!!"
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2nd, with a true reflection of the country's politics....:
Shytorque: "Look Tony, you've said you're going - so JUMP!"
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Winner, with one that simply made I larf....:
Clicker with: "This always happens when Moby Dick farts"
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Over to you Clicker

[clicker]

Thanks 6Z3,

Will try to locate a goood canidate and post shortly.

clicker

[clicker]

Hi Folks,

Here you are, enjoy.