Caption competition
Seems another pilot got caught with his pants down!
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Fresh from a "hole"ly fulfilling Gay Pride weekend, and of course taking into consideration the aircrafts previously reported flight deck seating problems the First Officer was definitely taking no chances with a loose stool
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First Officer to the Captain taxiing out at Delhi after a night on the toot and a Curry,
If you think there's way too many skid mark's at the threshold you'd better check these bad boy boxer's out
If you think there's way too many skid mark's at the threshold you'd better check these bad boy boxer's out
t wages...
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"This is your Captain speaking, as some of you may have noticed we have a small emergency. In order to make a landing at Bristol we need to dump some excess weight. Your F/O is also making arrangements to aviod skidding on the runway unlike some other airlines recently."
And the result is:
Well there were a lot of very good replies, so after much mirth and merriment:
In third place:
In second place:
In first place:
Lafyar Cokov its over to you
In third place:
Originally Posted by Brickhistory
"Tower, Blair Force One, ready to roll......."
Originally Posted by clicker
"This is your Captain speaking, as some of you may have noticed we have a small emergency. In order to make a landing at Bristol we need to dump some excess weight. Your F/O is also making arrangements to aviod skidding on the runway unlike some other airlines recently."
Originally Posted by Lafyar Cokov
When I said I wanted "A picture of a fine piece of ass to beat Virgin's" on the side of the aircraft - you didn't quite understand the concept did you..?
Avoid imitations
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There he goes, he's always boasting about the size of his watch, an' all! 
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Read in the voice of Sir David Attenborough:
"And here we observe the male of the species, performing it's complicated mating manoeuvres in the hope of attracting a mate."
"And here we observe the male of the species, performing it's complicated mating manoeuvres in the hope of attracting a mate."
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