Caption competition

[622]

..And don't forget to ring Harriet Harmen each time you get it off the ground...

[Wensleydale]

I like the cut of your jib!

[racedo]

Who let the woman drive ?

[nimbev]

You're supposed to move the mud with your bombs - not the bl**dy aircraft. Mud Movers... Huh!

[Wensleydale]

No, I said 'Use it as the Christmas Tree', not 'put it on the Christmas Tree'!

[racedo]

Orders received to proceed to Sand Pit in Middle East you fat muppet, call yourself a Nav.....

[NutLoose]

" A Phantom you say, more like the Holy Ghost i'd say"

[NutLoose]

"Right, so stores wise it was carrying 5 droppers and 18 sidewinders, it also had 3 engines and nine stopwatches installed, Ok Sir, we will get them written off your inventory shortly."

[Rocket2]

"Ok Nav start the clock running & give me a slow count"
"1 - 2 - 3"
"Ok Stop! We've been airborne longer than any F35"

[nutnurse]

"Keep it there until the pilot has fished shinning down that rope."

[nutnurse]

"We've all seen a pitot head cover before but a pilot head cover? Ye gods! Ech!"

[nutnurse]

"Handy fellers, these Poles!"

[nutnurse]

Felicity Phantom: "I had this wonderful dream last night in which I was ravished by a Voodoo. Oh! OH! Stop looking! Put that camera away!"

[nutnurse]

Chiefy: (Sharp intake of breath) "Y'see, the thing is, lads, I told SEngO this would happen if he had us keep painting over the rust, but would he listen?"

[nutnurse]

AOC: "Exactly where were you when Ms Harman ejected?"

[nutnurse]

"Cor, who busted her hymen, then?"

[Roadster280]

Although the UAE has a frontline F-16 pilot, her training hadn't been entirely without mishap.

[Roadster280]

We've recovered the cockpit voice recorder that they were trialling, Sir. The last thing on it appears to be "watch this!"

[Roadster280]

"What's the technical assessment, Chief?"

"It's f*cked, Sir"

[Davef68]

Iranian spares procurement team snuck in under cover of fog