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Looking like it is easing off, so scoring today to give the winner a chance to nail one up for the weekend.
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"They do not like it up 'em, sir!"
............................................................ ..................................................."Is this the turn, Pike?"
............................................................ ..................................................."Is this Kirriemuir? I can't see four-and-twenty virgins about, nor any balls."
............................................................ ..................................................."Do they have a snooker table here?"
"A gentleman plays billiards, Admiral. Three balls are sufficient for any man."
............................................................ ..................................................."Sorry, chaps, we're in the annexe. The WOSM blighters beat us to it!"
............................................................ ..................................................."Is this the turn, Pike?"
............................................................ ..................................................."Is this Kirriemuir? I can't see four-and-twenty virgins about, nor any balls."
............................................................ ..................................................."Do they have a snooker table here?"
"A gentleman plays billiards, Admiral. Three balls are sufficient for any man."
............................................................ ..................................................."Sorry, chaps, we're in the annexe. The WOSM blighters beat us to it!"
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Ok prizes...
1st place goes to Foxy with
"Now the joint forces are disposed thus. The Admiral informs me the Navy are riding out the gale, anchored in Lyme Bay. The Army are dug in in the marshes south of...Watkins?"
"Dorchester, Sir"
"..and the RAF chaps are....Watkins?"
"The Dorchester, I believe, Sir. They popped up to Town last night. Something about some Top-Level Shagging"
2nd place goes to, and if you don't know what it means, Buster will fill you......in
White Ovies with
This is not what I meant by going for a drive to do some cottaging....
3rd place goes to Nutnurse ( no relation
)
"Do they have a snooker table here?"
"A gentleman plays billiards, Admiral. Three balls are sufficient for any man."
Over to you Foxy.
1st place goes to Foxy with
"Now the joint forces are disposed thus. The Admiral informs me the Navy are riding out the gale, anchored in Lyme Bay. The Army are dug in in the marshes south of...Watkins?"
"Dorchester, Sir"
"..and the RAF chaps are....Watkins?"
"The Dorchester, I believe, Sir. They popped up to Town last night. Something about some Top-Level Shagging"
2nd place goes to, and if you don't know what it means, Buster will fill you......in
White Ovies with
This is not what I meant by going for a drive to do some cottaging....
3rd place goes to Nutnurse ( no relation
)"Do they have a snooker table here?"
"A gentleman plays billiards, Admiral. Three balls are sufficient for any man."
Over to you Foxy.
