Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

[Surplus]

[NutLoose]

Thank you and congratulations everyone, you are all winners in my book..

Sorry it's a bit big, will resize it tonight. DONE

[dazdaz1]

Ohhhhh Kim we hear you have a big willy, please please show, the girls are getting exited.

[Surplus]

My Kim Jong-un approved haircut isn't under my hat.

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Congratulations to your tailor, Glorious Leader, he's managed to draw attention away from your haircut.

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I give you the clap later.

[Kiltrash]

Keep your hands in sight or you will be shot! hinted the glorious leaders security team leader
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My My said Kim, more than a handfull is such a waste

[Kiltrash]

Yes leader you may take my medals down and put them back on as often as you like, (Try that in the west and operation Yewtree for you my lad!!)
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Upon seeing this picture from the Daily Mail Prime Minister Cameron wishes HIS personnel bodyguard were a bit, well, more personnal

[Danny42C]

"Behind the bike sheds then, five o'clock. Right ?.."

[Kiltrash]

Yes Glorious Leader it was 10 inches but now that that imperialist dog, NutLoose, has re sized it is now only 10 cm

[CoffmanStarter]

Have them all scrubbed and brought to my room ... yes Glorious Leader

[CoffmanStarter]

I'll supply the custard if you bring the WD40 and Wellington Boots Glorious Leader

[E-Spy]

Yes Glorious Leader, the girl behind me. She NEVER applauds enthusiastically enough

[CoffmanStarter]

Would you like to see my party trick involving six ping pong balls Glorious Leader

[CoffmanStarter]

[Dan Gerous]

We honoured to give you clap.

[racedo]

Dear Leader,
I can do it Doggie style just like all Koreans like it, playing dead, learnt it from an Engleeeeesh woman.

[racedo]

Dear Leader

I can walk better than all those floozies 2 captions ago and I think you have a bigger ball than last caption.

[racedo]

Dear Leader

Now that you married your Mistress, does that create a new Mistress vacancy ?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Of course we all ecstatic, Reader. Thanks to you, whole country completery f#cked!!

[ShyTorque]

Of course, irrustlious reader... of course we rike to crap behind your back.