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Search: Posts Made By: Capt Toss Parker
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Forum: Fragrant Harbour
30th Apr 2012, 02:06
Replies: 74
Views: 33,781
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Bored

The reason CX are parking planes is they can't find quality - military crew anymore ... how on earth could a general aviation pleb ever progress through the system to keep the airline afloat? I have...
Forum: South Asia and Far East Wannabes
21st Feb 2012, 15:31
Replies: 21
Views: 7,460
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

hmmm probably not young man you see .. "we" like...

hmmm probably not young man you see .. "we" like people with space shuttle time or people with "black project" time from Lockheed Skunkworks.

1000hrs minimum on Hypersonic Aircraft above 20 tones...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
21st Nov 2011, 10:33
Replies: 36
Views: 37,060
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Space Cadets

New Joiner on the Cadet Scheme

Total package including housing is $5200 USD Per Month $62K P.A.

$18,000K less than a Jet Star F/O. Living in a very expensive city!

One word Big Meaning .......
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
19th Nov 2011, 10:35
Replies: 48
Views: 13,590
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Was A-Scale ... Now B-Scale ... hope to extend to...

Was A-Scale ... Now B-Scale ... hope to extend to 75 on the new C-Scale but will always maintain my FIGJAM scale :ok:
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
6th Nov 2011, 14:15
Replies: 10
Views: 2,876
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

People who run back to their home land every...

People who run back to their home land every spare minute are making life hard for themselves. Yes we all like to get home, but sitting in a corner booth at the Dragon Club with two 18 year old...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
6th Nov 2011, 05:33
Replies: 10
Views: 2,876
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Dam right .... General aviation pilots back row...

Dam right .... General aviation pilots back row good for nothing sandwich eaters .... sit down shut up and let me tell you how good I am, I'm a Caribou Pilot Bitch! :eek:
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
6th Nov 2011, 04:40
Replies: 10
Views: 2,876
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

You're on a permanent holiday so be thankful now...

You're on a permanent holiday so be thankful now go fetch me the blue bag jimmy one stripe
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
6th Nov 2011, 04:12
Replies: 43
Views: 11,997
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

When you fly with me it's like eating a SH$T...

When you fly with me it's like eating a SH$T sandwich! :eek:
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
29th Oct 2011, 15:30
Replies: 44
Views: 18,714
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

GUILTY!!

I hate to say it folks but guilty as charged .....

After years of abuse, ridicule and flight deck torment, numerous pilots decided to leave as a result of my sadistic, unprofessional & agressive...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
13th Aug 2011, 00:05
Replies: 109
Views: 52,498
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Go Slow - Work To Rule

Everyone needs to "Work To Rule" for the next few weeks and send their dog **** train set into a tail spin.

CX can Illegally fire 49 guys get dragged through the courts FOR YEARS, lie in court...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
12th Aug 2011, 11:10
Replies: 109
Views: 52,498
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

"Who Gives A Toss" It happens in work places...

"Who Gives A Toss"

It happens in work places all over the world ... the guy deserves a medal of honor! Anyone who say's they haven't thought about it is a company boy bender.

It was okay in the...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
29th Jul 2011, 00:36
Replies: 25
Views: 6,843
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

They make fake baby formula .... execute innocent...

They make fake baby formula .... execute innocent people ... harvest organs ... eat endangered species because it gives them "courage" ....

Hit FLCH and get outa there ASAP man! :ok:
Forum: Interviews, jobs & sponsorship
27th Jul 2011, 10:52
Replies: 5
Views: 1,960
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

You've failed the interview on the basis that you...

You've failed the interview on the basis that you were to clueless to find the mountain of information buried within the Fragrant Harbour section.

Have fun flying a Cessna for the rest of your...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
21st Jul 2011, 09:21
Replies: 61
Views: 12,240
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

That video looks like perfectly good CRM to me?...

That video looks like perfectly good CRM to me? Kind of like dispatch when I catch the guy making annotations on the flight plan ... I'll step on his fingers and kick him round a bit as well :ugh:
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
17th Jul 2011, 00:42
Replies: 7
Views: 4,436
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

No disrespect to my Chinese work colleagues who...

No disrespect to my Chinese work colleagues who are great guys but this totally stinks of tight ass "mainland" logic trying to scrimp and save a buck at every angle.

Low dollar value - reduced...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
15th Jul 2011, 12:19
Replies: 24
Views: 12,579
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Well Said man .... BOOM!

Well Said man .... BOOM!
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
15th Jul 2011, 03:12
Replies: 24
Views: 12,579
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Dear Richard ....

Dear Richard ...

So after years of A scale you fags decided to extend yourselves for another 10 years ... slide into DFO so you can milk the cow and then cut out the housing?

O.K. So you've...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
12th Jul 2011, 11:41
Replies: 9
Views: 5,129
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Typical Line Flight

This is how I like to conduct a typical line flight ....all checking no training

Big C ... Little t .... Brings out the best in people :ok:

Those of you about to join just remember ...
...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
10th Jul 2011, 12:48
Replies: 26
Views: 20,568
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Now I thought my PPRUNE name "Capt Toss Parker"...

Now I thought my PPRUNE name "Capt Toss Parker" was quirky and inovative but (Blue Bag Bitch) you have just won the prize big fella!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

It perfectly sums up the indoctrination...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
30th Jun 2011, 07:58
Replies: 67
Views: 20,942
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

FO's are starting to leave for Emirates ..... one...

FO's are starting to leave for Emirates ..... one this week others in the process.
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
29th Jun 2011, 13:47
Replies: 67
Views: 20,942
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Epic CX Guy

If there ever is a real pilot shortage I'm going to break out my Saxophone and go bananas ....

Like This ....

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Forum: Fragrant Harbour
29th Jun 2011, 03:28
Replies: 67
Views: 20,942
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

There is a shortage of handsome Caribou pilots...

There is a shortage of handsome Caribou pilots who can play guitar, drive an automatic porsche like Daryl O' Young and ask stupid questions that have no relevance to operations of a big jet :ok:
Forum: South Asia and Far East Wannabes
28th Jun 2011, 09:32
Replies: 20
Views: 12,273
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Now that (RH) has halved the pilots packages with...

Now that (RH) has halved the pilots packages with minimal housing I think you'll need to read this to help you get by in Hong Kong ......

How To Live On Minimum Wage...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
25th Jun 2011, 17:58
Replies: 67
Views: 20,942
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Dear lord baby Jesus with your golden flowing...

Dear lord baby Jesus with your golden flowing hair .... please let the prediction of pilot shortage come true at least once in my life time, so I can be the pimp and upgrade from my ****ty tiptronic...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
25th Jun 2011, 17:52
Replies: 12
Views: 6,598
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

STAR Chamber can not attend (we'll) be at the...

STAR Chamber can not attend (we'll) be at the international NAMBLA convention that week end in Phenom Penh.

Regards CRWTOS
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
23rd Jun 2011, 12:33
Replies: 64
Views: 29,571
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Giggerty .... If the rule needs "interpretation"...

Giggerty .... If the rule needs "interpretation" then it's obviously a (BS) rule!

After all, we're all dumb pilots and we only understand black and white!

The black and white is numerous pilots...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
23rd Jun 2011, 03:56
Replies: 39
Views: 10,842
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

I second that ... bloody good :ok:

I second that ... bloody good :ok:
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
22nd Jun 2011, 12:49
Replies: 39
Views: 10,842
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

I like to flash my .... Porsche Pen ... Belt...

I like to flash my ....

Porsche Pen ... Belt Buckle ... Cap ... T-Shirt ... Bag Tags and Mobile Phone Wallpaper

It's a sign of success and a testament to my driving skill and bank balance.
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
22nd Jun 2011, 08:55
Replies: 39
Views: 10,842
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Or "CX 747" like PE has or used to have .... ...

Or "CX 747" like PE has or used to have ....

Look at me Look a Me
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
21st Jun 2011, 09:29
Replies: 39
Views: 10,842
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Farewell Watch

A gift from me to my fellow pilots ..... I'll miss you all dearly

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/8923/777fagwatch.jpg
Forum: Terms and Endearment
19th Jun 2011, 11:01
Replies: 15
Views: 5,885
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

And then when you do come up for command you then...

And then when you do come up for command you then have to sit through their rubbish command upgrade interview .... do 500 sectors of line training .... do Command lofts 1-5.

Number 5 is great you...
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
19th Jun 2011, 10:39
Replies: 22
Views: 5,711
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Well when you're a sky GOD you can change the...

Well when you're a sky GOD you can change the rules when ever you see fit :eek:

Try that on your command training and see how it fly's
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
19th Jun 2011, 10:36
Replies: 8
Views: 4,357
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

You can cargo fix ... Lie in court ... ...

You can cargo fix ...

Lie in court ...

Illegally sack & Intimidate pilots ...

Screw with your COS ...

BUT ....... if you do one LOW PASS
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
19th Jun 2011, 05:06
Replies: 9
Views: 6,122
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

Yeah hurry up and release the dirt big fella...

Yeah hurry up and release the dirt big fella ....:\
Forum: Fragrant Harbour
18th Jun 2011, 23:59
Replies: 7
Views: 3,148
Posted By Capt Toss Parker

I love flying .... I love it so much I took a pay...

I love flying .... I love it so much I took a pay cut just so I could stay and extend on B scale .....
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