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Forum: Military Aviation
5th Aug 2011, 11:27
Replies: 149
Views: 42,256
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Nightshift goes quicker when you're busy, but it...

Nightshift goes quicker when you're busy, but it goes quicker still if you're asleep. De-caff for the Tea Bar. Sky TV & Wireless Internet.

Everybody happy.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Sep 2007, 17:02
Replies: 1,471
Views: 217,603
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

So tell me you didn't launch the Q aircraft to...

So tell me you didn't launch the Q aircraft to drop the Falcons at the Lydd airshow last weekend. Airborne Q? With no weekend engineering support to turn it around if there was a shout? Hope the...
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Nov 2005, 17:06
Replies: 54
Views: 7,950
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Data-Lynx, you heathen, that's clearly upside...

Data-Lynx, you heathen, that's clearly upside down


Another for the 'Nimbus' picture

Chung-Li unconsciously crossed her legs as she heard the familiar sound of Gary Glitter's moped.


...
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Nov 2005, 22:05
Replies: 54
Views: 7,950
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Jayne Mansfield surrenders after the third...

Jayne Mansfield surrenders after the third lobster popped back out again
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Nov 2005, 20:55
Replies: 54
Views: 7,950
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Jennifer Lopez on a skateboard

Jennifer Lopez on a skateboard
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jun 2005, 19:24
Replies: 303
Views: 65,989
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

From the Defence Intranet Turd Polishing Dept...

From the Defence Intranet Turd Polishing Dept (Unclassified)

Logistics Transformation Success Story - The Lyneham White Van Men!

At RAF Lyneham, the Hercules C130 repair and maintenance teams...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th May 2005, 19:51
Replies: 51
Views: 8,154
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

STH I boldly went before you, about an hour...

STH

I boldly went before you, about an hour ago.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th May 2005, 18:28
Replies: 51
Views: 8,154
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

To construct a sentence correctly without...

To construct a sentence correctly without splitting any infinitives, no doubt!
Forum: Military Aviation
9th May 2005, 18:51
Replies: 14
Views: 2,457
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

This will set a nice precedent. My...

This will set a nice precedent.

My application for a resettlement course in Pubic Topiary should sail through.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Apr 2005, 19:23
Replies: 303
Views: 65,989
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

I hear that she is no longer OC Eng Wing! ...

I hear that she is no longer OC Eng Wing!

Has the Turkey voted for Christmas?
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jan 2005, 11:30
Replies: 303
Views: 65,989
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

I believe I was the first to mention 'Work to...

I believe I was the first to mention 'Work to Rule' on this thread. Perhaps a poor choice of words, as subsequently someone has called it childish. What I meant was the practice of cutting corners.
...
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Dec 2004, 17:31
Replies: 303
Views: 65,989
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

lynehamwife The reason your husband is...

lynehamwife

The reason your husband is acting this way is because his is a proffesional engineer who takes pride in his work.

For which he will get no reward.

If he hasn’t worked it out for...
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Feb 2004, 18:12
Replies: 99
Views: 18,430
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Actually.... ...

Actually....

http://www.raf.mod.uk/squadrons/h_images/56sqncrst.gif

Chicken in a Basket
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2004, 19:54
Replies: 2
Views: 2,761
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Here they are. ...

Here they are.

http://www.operations.mod.uk/telic/op_honours_31oct.htm

Well, not quite all of them. Scroll right down to the bottom and draw your own conclusions.

In addition the following...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2004, 23:26
Replies: 33
Views: 7,639
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Reggie You won't get offered one, you would...

Reggie

You won't get offered one, you would have to apply. Or your boss could apply for your chaps en masse.

Those armourers should qualify for '30 days in the Gulf region supporting Op Telic'...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2004, 22:08
Replies: 33
Views: 7,639
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Back to the topic (briefly) You can bet your...

Back to the topic (briefly)

You can bet your mortgage that, like GW1 there will be plenty of high ranking Cyprus permies get their medal by hook or by crook.

I seem to remember Commander...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2004, 21:51
Replies: 252
Views: 56,090
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

One each? My 12 man expedition to Cyprus was...

One each?

My 12 man expedition to Cyprus was offloaded at a couple of hours notice because of a single LSJ that had been requested at short notice by the Red Arrows. Bless 'em. :mad:
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2004, 21:32
Replies: 3
Views: 1,108
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Day 1. Arrive in theatre. First night madness....

Day 1. Arrive in theatre. First night madness. (or fist night if you're on the J's)

Day 3. What day is it? Where did Day 2 go? :yuk:
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2004, 21:28
Replies: 11
Views: 1,496
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

ABIW So..er..if you're at the top of your...

ABIW

So..er..if you're at the top of your tree, does that make you the exception to the rule?

:} :E :ok:

Are you the good guy or the w@nker? ;)
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2004, 17:35
Replies: 125
Views: 17,438
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

More assessment classics on this old thread:- ...

More assessment classics on this old thread:-

http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39036&highlight=Annual+Assessments
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jan 2004, 16:55
Replies: 252
Views: 56,090
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Its okay J Blokey, I'm not having a dig at the J...

Its okay J Blokey, I'm not having a dig at the J model

Its some of the new gucci kit they're fitting to our K's!

Too clever by half.

eg You set up your intercom & radio volumes as above,...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jan 2004, 03:20
Replies: 252
Views: 56,090
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

You wish to increase the intercom volume. Do you ...

You wish to increase the intercom volume. Do you

A) Rotate intercom volume knob clockwise

B) select <init> - select <mode> - scroll to <volume> - select <init> - observe <vol 9> - select <init>...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Oct 2003, 17:08
Replies: 252
Views: 56,090
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

There's life in this old dog yet

You are tasked with a TOP SECRET mission to go to ***** to pick up a ****** of **** and deliver it to ***** **** before ******** the ****.


a. You attend a top secret briefing where you are told...
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Sep 2003, 23:13
Replies: 41
Views: 6,010
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Cool Any Dolphin Trainers Out There?

In the interests of security, all good military international jetsetters should have a dual personality, a cover story to adopt whenever the natives get inquisitive. And this will take a certain...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2003, 22:23
Replies: 252
Views: 56,090
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Weapon Unloading Drills (Airborne)

You are an ageing Sqn Ldr Navigator on the C130

Another sucessful delivery of plastic spoons to Kabul nearly done. You're on the way home as dawn is breaking, you've been up nearly 24 hours now...
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Jul 2003, 05:37
Replies: 16
Views: 4,939
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Life Imitating Art

In Monty Python's 'The Meaning of Life' there is the scene in the Phoetus Frightening Room.

I could dig out the video but I'll attempt it from memory:-

Hospital Administrator:

'Aha, I see...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jul 2003, 02:58
Replies: 3
Views: 1,091
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Pink Polar Bears

Vodka
Kahlua (or Tia Maria)
Grenadine
Milk
Crushed Ice
Bendy Straw

Whizzed in the blender if you like

Careful when you serve it to civilians
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Jul 2003, 20:08
Replies: 252
Views: 56,090
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

You overhear a conversation about ‘flares’, where...

You overhear a conversation about ‘flares’, where does your daydreaming take you?


a) To Afghanistan, low level on gogs, dodging RPG’s, Triple A & tracer, hair on fire, loadie in the cupola, to...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Jul 2003, 19:34
Replies: 26
Views: 5,015
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Don't know if this helps. A SNCO Techie at...

Don't know if this helps. A SNCO Techie at Lyneham was told 6 months for his PVR but got out in less than a month.

I believe that the factor was that he had a definite job offer, in writing,...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jan 2003, 10:00
Replies: 40
Views: 9,844
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Early sixties? A bit before my time. But are you...

Early sixties? A bit before my time. But are you on about a bar in Limassol where the owner wore a fez and was famous for being rude to his customers? (The word Britannia springs to mind)

Anyway,...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jan 2003, 09:43
Replies: 41
Views: 6,012
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Aha! Back on topic. Emergency undercarriage...

Aha! Back on topic.

Emergency undercarriage retraction with a full bomb bay!!

Barking mad. The Riggers and Bombheads must have been delighted.

Did he claim conscientious objection there and...
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Jan 2003, 19:22
Replies: 41
Views: 6,012
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Conscientious Objection

Interesting article in the papers over the weekend comparing Suez Crisis to todays excitement.

Buried in the article was a short reference to a young Flying Officer who refused to go on a bombing...
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Sep 2002, 18:53
Replies: 19
Views: 2,480
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Here's the Punchline

Thanks for the nostalgia chaps. The tale below is why the subject came up.

It ain't News of the World material, and even if it was, I don't care, 'cos it happened, and I was there.

This is the...
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Sep 2002, 21:32
Replies: 20
Views: 2,706
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

I wonder if anyone can help me, I failed every...

I wonder if anyone can help me, I failed every exam and IQ test I've ever sat. I hear that they'll still take me on as rotary (below stairs)

:D
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Sep 2002, 21:05
Replies: 19
Views: 2,480
Posted By Otis Spunkmeyer

Duty Travel on Civvy Aircraft

I am told by the barrackroom lawyer that QR Somethin' & JSP Somethin' else state that if I'm expected to work soon after landing I'm entitled to Business Class travel.

But the people who tick the...
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