Ok, so I will tell you again, Red Flag is STOP, yellow flag is turn ABOUT.

Don’t worry about it, there is always a chink in our grand plans.

"When I said put the turret hatch down, what I actually meant was....."

OR:

"Yes, but why are we stuck to the ceiling?"

tóng zhì mén, I think you may have misunderstood the difference between hull-down and turret-down.


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Driver Xi was rapidly developing a reputation as the Richard Hammond of the PLA, but was known to be 'protected'.

Well look at the bright side, its so much easier to swab the main gun barrel now !

With its ammunition supply cut off by the Kremlin, a Wagner unit prepares to fling rocks at army positions. [Whose army remains undecided . . .]

...and if we wait till the enemy is at 143 degrees true at a range of 600 yards we might get one shot at them...

I think we should just walk away, and leave the tw*t in there.

"and now we will say it was repurposed as the company's treadmill..., any questions? "

the new take on playing dead had some implementation problems

Brilliant plan!
Yes, I can see it now! First we get the Russians drunk.
Then we allow them to think that they are indeed going to be the ones to bring in the new world order...
And then we turn turtle. Hao, hao, zhen hao!

You know those track parts we've been ordering to sell on craigslist? An inspector is coming next week to check the odometer.

Don't worry -- you can trust Uncle Sasha.

Oh sh!t!! That cloud has a tank in it!!

That's not the worst part . . .

Or:

What's that tank doing in that cloud?

. . . uh . . . uh . . .that's a rather difficult question, Sir.

Last orders ....judging tomorrow!

Well, we turned Hull upside down last night, Middlesbrough tomorrow?

The next person who says "Use the Force, Luke" gets a good kicking!!!