What’s wiff the blank expression?

Try cranking it, it might suck it on.

The MOD later regretted buying the single point of failure model...
MOD explained well it has 2 engine intakes so we assumed there were 2 yes TWO engines. ..
Where's our ebay refund??

Chap walking off round the other side...
Well if you are not going to listen to my suggestion, I'm taking my football home in the huff..

The red things? Yes I think they are Santa's Boots.https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....8f10a3329.jpeg
Better call NORAD no need to track him this year..

Major Rescue, ( stupid name for a Pilot )...Your aircrafts ready...sign here and off you go...

Anyone one know where this goes after we ' Remove before Flight"?
Dunno never taken them off before, might get misplaced. ..

CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!! Did you just fall out of that Herc?

Hoskins, take note. Even when you are trying to rescue someone, it always pays to read the fine print first.

Yes i have to be the last to take my hand off, and it's mine, all mine

Damm Insulate Britain protesters, supergluing their hands to everyone's transport

Hoskins, your challenge is to collect 12 Gold Stars for everyone's dinner tonight...however your not in thier alone, release the Crickets ...

What do you mean you’re just popping by?
we were all in transit.

Quick get the covers on and everything nailed down a transit load of gypo’s has just turned up.

After F35 reported a possible bird strike during his flight over the Artic Circle,
Norwegian ground crew tries to save life of parttime Season Holiday pilot.

Female? far left ... have I left the gas on??

The Pilots life is our most important thing in life...
What more than the 10 megaton bomber heading for Whitehall??

Hold it down lads, Storm Arwens on the way, all it wants to do is fly ( Navy)

Aren't we excellent, the instructions were to break the ac outline on the ground with patterns, but I am sure we'll make our names in the mentions for making 'em stealthier in the air too by clogging the unnecessary holes. Hurrah!

Honourable mentions and nominations for the MI4 Memorial Trophy for PI of the Year:
Chu Chu: These intake covers are great. Too bad we have to fly to Norway to get them installed.
Self Loading Bear: After F35 reported a possible bird strike during his flight over the Artic Circle, Norwegian ground crew tries to save life of parttime Season Holiday pilot.

In reverse order:

=3rd Kiltrash: Nope the Sparrows chick is still there so this birds grounded
and Nutty: Try cranking it, it might suck it on.

2nd ORAC:No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t get the two halves of the Airfix display model to fit together…..

The winner of the e-Goat Lightning Wit Trophy is
Traffic_Is_Er_Was:You think this side is difficult? I'm trying to fit the port one with my toes!

In the absence of the lineal champion, I assume the Coffman Starter Trophy will also be arriving from QUH.