"It says here it's Arugula."

"No, that's what US Marines say ... "

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Being a Traffic Warden in Croydon in 2021 is a tough job...

Now that’s what you call a wedgie Sir!



Ooooooohh escape underpants, I’d heard about these but never seen any, what does the brown streak on the map signify?

"Bl**dy Legionnaires overdoing the camouflage again. What is French for a lawn mower - oh here it is: "Coup de Grass".

Tell me again why I have to wear this on my head.

They're rehearsing the arrival ceremony and need a stand-in for the Prime Minister.

“…and they all lived happily ever after. There, now off to bed, Smithers. And by the way, Smithers, tonight, stay in your own sleeping bag!”

"This book just says Blah Blah Blah..."
"What did you expect, Captain Thunberg?"

Recent graduates of the Carmen Mirandas school of samba cha cha dancing and commando tactics , making ready to disarm a man armed with a piece of tropical jungle fruit .

Picture taken just moment before the horrible ambush of the fruit flies , horrible it were , hundreds of em just buzzing , horrible argh . We may never eat fruit trifle MREs in the field again .

"...this doesn't seem right...The Art of Floristry!!! What the..."

"Is that a Bacon Tree?"

"No. It's a Ham Bush".

Sarge...
What now Smithers? Cant you see i'm busy looking to the Ham rolls and luke warm Tea the NAFFI gave us...
It says 'ere that Elk hunting season starts on the 5th... What day is it today?..
Oh I dunno, the 6th I think... Bang.. Falls frothing at the mouth... Yep defiantly the sixt....

( Inspired by Mailman in Hot Shots...)

Contestants during Movie Week in Strictly come dancing, get ready to showcase, ' Saving Private Ryan '... Its tough in the field..

After 6 months on patrol in a male only unit, Hoskins finds out its his turn in the barrel tonight..

Lemmeesee... Number five, "thou shall not kill". Is this Bible stuff compulsory?

Nah of course not Sarge, see number six, you disregard that one every time the Colonel is off the base...

(well it is Sunday...)

"It's from the Knights of Ni ... they say they want a shrubbery."

With a recent upsurge in theft, Dobbies Garden Centres have taken on extra staff.

"Private Smithers! I didn't see you at camouflage class last week!"

"Thank you, Sir".

Hhmm, it says here that my helmet cover is designed for operations in "Stately Gardens" or similar, while yours is for ops in "Council flats".