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NutLoose 18th Oct 2021 14:46

Apparently they're Trumps tax returns, he wants them "depositing offshore" before the new lot move in.

NutLoose 18th Oct 2021 14:49

Recycle my ass... push

cynicalint 18th Oct 2021 14:57

Capt EW, we have just been engaged by a concentrated burst of BRICK PULP radar!

(I Know its an EW suite but....)

cynicalint 18th Oct 2021 15:01

It wasn't a bird strike, but a brick strike, but at least it has left a clean square hole!

treadigraph 18th Oct 2021 15:08


Originally Posted by Chu Chu (Post 11128410)
I'm 100% behind this mission. But do the refugees really need an Ikea living room?

(Sorry about my last entry, Treadigraph -- obviously I think slowly and forget quickly.)

No problem at all - great minds think alike or - at the very least - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery! :p

treadigraph 18th Oct 2021 15:09

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....e64179cd02.jpg

Ninthace 18th Oct 2021 15:23

Bare base ops are replaced by instant base ops. Hoskins and his dad attempt the mid air assembly loo so they will have something to go on when they land.

Wensleydale 18th Oct 2021 15:41

"Aren't you supposed to let the doves out of the basket first before you release them over the memorial service?"

622 18th Oct 2021 15:56

Jenga…..para style!

NutLoose 18th Oct 2021 16:02

Jeeez, these Arizona voting forms weigh a ton weight, i'll be glad when they are at the bottom of the pacific.

NutLoose 18th Oct 2021 16:03

I couldn't get poppy leaves, just brown paper towels, do you think they'll notice?

NutLoose 18th Oct 2021 16:09

Are you sure this is right, I thought a flyer drop was when you posted them through the door?
we are aren't we?
Ohh yeah, I suppose we are...

Big Pistons Forever 18th Oct 2021 18:10

What’s in the box ?

The contents of the CO’s desk !

Big Pistons Forever 18th Oct 2021 18:12

I still think dropping MRE’s is air delivery of biological weapons !

Big Pistons Forever 18th Oct 2021 18:14

Heh, Heh, Heh, the squad we are dropping these MRE’s to, is the same guys who cleaned us out in that crooked poker game. I hope they like beans and wieners for breakfast, lunch, and dinner !

Big Pistons Forever 18th Oct 2021 18:17

Apparently this special chalk is for some Brit Calvary regiment. They forgot to pack the mess silverware…

ShyTorque 18th Oct 2021 18:24

“Yeh, they’ll be really excited about these rations until they realise it’s all Menu D again”!

Dan Gerous 18th Oct 2021 20:17

"It's no good Sarge, it won't leave the aircraft".
"Get it out now, or I'll have it busted down to recycled toilet roll"

Kiltrash 18th Oct 2021 21:10

Right that's the Cardboard Cushion down, one circuit and out goes Tom to film the opening stunt to MI7....

Kiltrash 18th Oct 2021 21:11

Balsa Wood load? Don't think we need many parachutes then...


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