Stop bitching about lying out in the open, if I had my way you’d be sleeping in a Washington underground carpark.
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Damn, I was sure they were burning electoral postal votes.
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(Thinking..) "Big horse, you're mine, I'll walk the line...nope, just don't understand that Johnny Cash dude.."
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First Ronald, now Donald. The procession of red headed clowns retiring continues......
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Hell even that Jimmy Carter gets more invites to parties than I do now...
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Mel went for a pint of milk 4 days ago, left me a note. Think she has it wrong, my names not John.
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Jeez I’ve never seen anything like it, we fire off orange smoke and Trump walks through it and absorbs all the orange dye out of it.
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OK, which wise guy put glue on the soles of my shoes?
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The former President unveils plans for his Library. Inside the main body will be a spiral ramp with the full canon of Tweets reproduced along the (abdominal) walls.
Cost? The Mexicans are paying for it. |
Couple of months ago I pardoned the Presidential Turkey, now she has written a kiss and tell book
Sir what about the Army firing off behind you? That was on Pg 17.... |
Look stop taking the mick, I may be ( ahem ) retired but I am STILL Mr President to you.
Soldier, yes but I did NOT vote for you... |
Look I even tried to appear insane by putting pencils up my nostrils and saying " wibble " but they still did not invalid me back to Florida. So I tried to convince them by going " over the top " and walking through " no man's land "
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"How does that go again, oh yeah, left foot..right foot..left foot.. ahh rats, forgot how to walk again..."
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I'm off to the NAAFI van, you guys want anything?
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Why are you walking like Frankenstein's monster?
Cause I **** myself when that Howitzer went off! |
Believe me, there's more to being POTAS than clicking "I accept" on every cookie tab you csn find.
Melania could have told him that already. |
Had a offer to be the next " Michelin Man " but I found that a bit deflating
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When Joe Biden said he was drawing a line under my presidency, he wasn't kidding!
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Joe asked me to help bring the country back together, so I'm off to Antarctica
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At Fort Bragg the Marines change the targets from armed insurgents to giant cut out ex President Trump. Accuracy however did not improve.
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