Mel "Hey Don, whats the difference between you and one of those engines"
Don "I dont know my love, tell me"
Mel "They stop whining when their work is done"

Ohh Donald, before I forget, unlike your secret service detail, I don't intend to be by your side for the rest of your life.

"Donny, I know you cheat at golf...but did you know that I have done a little cheating too?"

What does two weeks quarantine mean?

Ahh, it’ll be great here back in good old Florida where my...wait....Guantanamo Bay! GUANTANAMO BAY!!!!

Mel....Ah 2 lovely weeks with nothing to do but lie in the sun, working on my memoirs and tan
Don....Well i was hoping you had brought the Flying Helmet and Celery. ..
Mel... Sorry the Celery appears to have gone all soft and limp

I hear President Putin has " Arranged " for a Dictator vacancy in Nicaragua, Fancy a holiday?

Not only did I leave him a nice note, I left him that 5 gallon drum of instant tan, it should keep him going in the first week.

I also removed the inside door handles from the toilets in both the west wing and the residence.

Yes Dear, I left him a letter, a french one, though I doubt he'll be able to use it..

D: "Oh, look at the crowd of admirers!"

M: "Dahlink, day look like Lawyers and Bankers to me."

Now I am no longer President of the USA I can rejoin PPRuNe and take the micky out of World Leaders in the Cap Comp. ( they have had ENOUGH fun of that with me!).
Now what Username to have...ah yes
" I Did It My Way...."

I can’t wait to get my thong and heals on and get down the pool, what about you Melania?

Pardon me.
No, I can’t Melania, I’m no longer the President. Besides you don’t have Two Million dollars.
Ugh...idiot, I just let fluffy off the chain!

Melania, I have good news and bad news. On the way down I had a chance to check the company books for the last four years, and it's worse than bad. We have been forced into receivership all down to Covid affecting the business.
However the good news is that yet again we won't be paying any taxes this year and this time it's for real. ..

As we are going to be living in Miami, think i will see if Beckham would like a Honorary Chairman for his Football Franchise. You could be the main Cheerleader.

Had a call from ' Con - Air ' they have offered to fly me back to Washington at a moments notice

Some great captions - Nice to see that good old English toilet humour (with a u) is alive and well and living on PPRuNe.

Special award to Nutloose for cleverly infiltrating a link to the previous picture with :-


And to Kiltrash for a splendidly self-referential :-

Quote:

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"Now I am no longer President of the USA I can rejoin PPRuNe and take the micky out of World Leaders in the
Cap Comp. they have had ENOUGH fun of that with me.

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But my favourite (with a u) is
so Up Periscope and you have the Con...

Thanks for letting me play
Grummaniser

Well, Mel, it's good to have the chance for a quiet chat.... Errm, you know when everyone said I was holding the Bible upside down.... How do they know, and is it important?

Someone needs to tell all those contortionists there's a pandemic on. And maybe buy them a good dinner, or ten, and some more colorful clothes.

Oh, wait, that must be a caption, not the next photo.