Honest gov, I only opened my wardrobe and there she was. No idea how she got there...

Ps well done c52.

I hadn't noticed I'd won when I posted my final entry. Thank you. Let's stay on topic:

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I think I can do better than that.

At Bletchley Park they finally come across a unbreakable code

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Breaking news! Trump swiftly banished to Lilliput!

Call off the air strike, he's descending the ramp. No need to waste ordinance now.

Top gun? No, that’s my bottom gun.

Keep fighting guys. I'm off to the M.A.S.H, my bone spurs are killing me.

" Follow the yellow brick road." To Guantanimo Bay

You're aiming in the wrong direction here's over there!!!!

Et tu, Melania?

The ex President needs to find gainfull employment. Auditions for the role of Major John Howard

You call that a 21 gun salute he said to the proprietor of his local corner shop...don't you know who I ( was ) am...

Lord Sugar says to the contestant " Your Fired "

"I love the smell of impeachment in the morning.....!"

The die is cast -- we've crossed the Rubicon. . . . . .or at least I have.

Gently humming " .....Always look on the bright side of life..."

Trump was surprised to find during his absence that the Army had requisition Mar a Lago as a training camp. Later explained that he had signed it as Executive Order 2945. Teach him to read the small print.

“ummm ... now what do I do with my right leg? Rudy, advice please. NOW!”