"Where's the crew gone?"

-- "I don't know, but I saw a some men running in all directions, singing 'We plough the fields and scatter'."

Pilot plotted the route at lo level but what was planned as Meters was misinterpreted as Milimeters by the Nav

Say again QNH....

Thats a landing I don't want to do again.
Was it difficult? ?
No it was a take off....

"Right, now we know it doesn't really need the LH undercarriage for landing, we know it'll land on an aircraft carrier. Any volunteers?"

" Your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off "

That was Dangerous wasn't it...

Chute first and answer questions later.

The parachute? Oh, that's the Staish. He was doing a sponsored jump for the local orphans when we snagged his braces with the starboard leg. He's not in a good mood just now, so I should leave him be...

"Hoskins, do you really think that full thrust into the parachute will pull you out backwards?"

And thats how Hoskins got the chop from OCU

Ttfn

I told you, building a convertible version was a bloody stupid idea.

“Perhaps we could paint it in camouflage, then nobody would notice?”

”Thank you, LAC Baldrick.”

Just whip it down " The Repair Shop " I hear there's no charge...

I know it worked on the Cirrus, but did you really think you could just scale it up, Hoskins?

Well Vulcan was the God of fire, and God at 1 Group has decreed you’re fired.

Obviously caused by hydroplaning. But are the soft patches on the tires Vulcanized or devulcanized?

Sir, I don't want to alarm you but the thingy shaped like a bomb in the bomb bay...

Do you mean the bomb Hoskins?

Yes sir, the bomb. It's, er, well, it's making a sort of ticking noise...

"Call the Battle of Britain Flight! We're short another bomber!"

"I know that emigrating to New Zealand is difficult right now, but sheesh..." (The photo was taken in New Zealand, in case that hasn't been figured out by now...)

When men were men and runways were afraid