There was a B1 here last week, just got it dragged out in time

Although the pilots ejected the aircraft still made a better landing that Hoskins normally does

Joe Petroni will be over soon

Officer...I say chaps let us play through please, light will be gone soon

Scampton upgrade the crazy golf holes with any old scrap lying about.

Officer.... I say chaps why is this taking so long? Well sir Capt Elfnsafty, won't allow it.

All together now! A bit late on the round out, Hoskins...!

Well, your short field technique could do with a little improvement...

Well I beg to differ, it is a short field landing... Long runway followed by a short field

That's the problem with New Zealand, trying to land upside down is difficult, If I was back in the UK and the right way up this would have been a greaser..

Next time Skip I'd recommend jettisoning the retards earlier.

I shouldn't bother trying to shift it. The scrap metal fairies will have been along by daybreak...

Now that's what I mean, see how we curved nicely off the left side of the runway, now if we were back in the UK we would have curved off the right side, it's different here, just like the direction of water going down the plug hole.

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....e5fab9d551.jpg

As the tide came in on Weymouth Beach the winner of the Build a Sandcastle ( Aircraft ) section frantically tried to save his creation

Now get it moved, we have a post Covid Pop Concert to put on

As Coastal Erosion took hold more and more of the aircraft was revealed

You think this is bad, you wanna see the other side

Man extreme left walking off in the huff....Well if you call this as CRM but don't listen to my suggestion .....

"I see there are hurdles on the wing - I'm requisitioning this wreck for the Sports and Social Club."