"You've got it? Then why the hell are you calling me!!!"...*click
"Ma'am?......Ma'am...." |
I know that with Covid-19 and Brexit we're a bit short of cash at the moment, but surely the government can afford to buy us cordless phones.
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"One does insist upon ordering from Harrods - even if Tesco does have toilet rolls."
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B (thinks): "I've always wanted to have my hands in my pockets when talking to an authority figure."
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HM: "So this herd immunity policy - it means anyone over 70 is disposable, does it? I know you don't rate knowledge and understanding, but do you know what Treason is?"
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Clicking in the background on the line....
Yes Mr President our Agent Novachock has had its delayed reaction. |
“No, one does NOT want to buy insurance for those final expenses!”
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Boris....Yes we are one step closer to William becoming King. You can rest easy Camilla will NEVER become Queen
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HM: "Let me recommend to you a good hairdresser - come to think of it, probably the most incompetent in the whole country could do better than that."
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No matter how many of your Ministers are incapacitated Farage will not become PM
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Please hold the line, your call is important to us. ..Music plays God Save The Queen
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B: “I am from Microsoft Technical Services, and I can see you have a virus on your computer.”
Q: “Good try, Prime Minister, now get back to work.” |
HMTQ....Please arrange a clear passage to Orkney, one has to protect ones Corgies
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HMTQ "Have you been in an accident that wasn't your fault? No? Thought not!!"
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No sorry Mr Johnson, at times of National Emergency you do not inspire the country unlike Mr Churchill
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Or Mrs Thatcher!!
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Betty: "Well call the EU for help...oh wait...good job Boris!"
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HMTQ.... Philip thanks you for clearing the roads for him, he is just popping out in the Range Rover to pick me up a copy of The Times...
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Well I am The Queen and it has my name on it so if I want to take a cruise round the Mediterranean you should make it available to me.
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mum can I drop around about noonish, I've got some wonderful news
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