After the international ban on seal exploitation, SeaWorldTelford's latest recruits undergo intensive training...

"What's everyone looking at?"
"Oh he's got some cute cat stuff on his mobile"

Ok ladies, please use the mats provided, the museum staff have been complaining about the slug trails on the floor in the mornings.

And I have some lovely herring provided by Mrs Merkel, who would like one?

...and when the spotter stands up he is going to put a head shaped hole in the Flying Flea's wing. Oh how the team laughed....
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(Apologies if it is not a Flying Flea, but my eyesight is not as good as it once was )

As a result of the current crisis and no flying, all pilots and cabin crew are being retrained...as chocks!

until they are suddenly told that the Regiment staff are going clubbing...

Butlins suffers a lack of Sunloungers for all the Brits holidaying at home this year, trains their Red Coats to substitute

Think bubble above the Comet..

if you think I'm am wafting this lot from Luton to Ibiza for their 18-30 booze Cruise you have another thought comming

Thought bubble above the Comet

And to think I was the best thing since sliced bread for the hoi poloi in the 60's . Look at me now...

And....... section office Harvey walks past, assume the position..

Ladies and gentlemen we are supposed to be doing press ups, not muff sniffing....

Customers react after eating the cafeteria box lunches

Well the Director at the Education Ministry figured Pilot Instructor and Pilates Instructor sound like they were related jobs, so he has instituted mandatory conversion training for all laid off pilots......

Yah, in my day the saying “put your back into it” had a whole different meaning......

That's the syncronised part sorted, now into the pool for the swimming bit

Right so your are trained to crawl through the bushes so the Police cannot see you ' breaking' lock down

Thr Red Arrows begins the selection process for the 2022 season

A publicity 'capture' of Navy Seals on the first day of their training. In reality, they are just thrown in at the deep end to sink or swim.

Quick lads, Suzanna is on the telly