Royal Air Fence

Fence Lt Hoskins at work

"I can sell the stolen aircraft on, I have a good fence", got somehow lost in translation

Hoskins transmits:
"If male jockeys wear jockstraps, do the female jockeys wear fan belts?"

Doris demonstrates her limpet technique for remaining permanently seated in the saddle.

That the thing about Doris, she’s willing to get her leg across anything.

Pegasus 451...….. Going Around, Runway blocked .
ATC ….. See that? Phew that was close, Front landing gear just cleared the fuselage, hope the mains make it OK

Having won the Ryanair Hurdle at Cheltenham, Ellie was surprised to find there was only one Pilot on the way home.

Just to show it was a good landing, Ellie was able to re use the horse again, whereas Uncle Hoskins could not....( use his steed..)..

Instructor Hoskins congratulates Student Higginbotham for a text book landing on his solo test flight exam. "Could not have done it better myself" he said.

Pony and Trap landing.......

Rider screems 'whoa, Whoa, WHOAAAA'
Horse replies 'No way, have you seen that field mouse? '

Penelope has named her new horse "Ejection Seat."

This is because you get a lot of bang for your buck.

Interviewer....Tell me Miss Minnie Burner, why did you call your horse Lighting? ,Is it because he is so fast?
Obvious innit....Can't stay airborne very long

Lady Driver. Park and walk to the airfield.

Get out of the way, I have to put out the picnickers BBQ on the beach. Need to protect outside exercise.

”I know Doris works in the tower, but why when she gets a horse between her legs does she keep calling out Runway Wet Wet Wet?”

Fed up with her private messages being intercepted, The Queen has Princes Anne take it as a hard copy to her favourite Grandson, William.

I'll judge tomorrow evening.

Result of Grand National in doubt as Liverpool police find “suspicious link” between course designer and winning owner, J.P. McManus.