Whilst in Hospital...the nurses took time to show the Politician which was his ar*e and which was his elbow.

Not quite the happy ending the film director asked for.

(previous cap com: 100+ ladders and not one hi-vis vest).

you can go home now that you finally had a bowel movement

Nurse Fiddler discovers why he was known on "The Golden Shot" as Bernie the Bolt...

You really don't remember calling Cpl 'Big Bertha' McTavish a poofter?

Wait till he finds out one of them is actually Cpl Klinger...

Ttfn

Yes... we did President Putin last week...

Ttfn

"Well he said he had meat and two veg down there up for grabs - so what with food rationing and all that....."

Having seen these three it was at that point Private Scroggins decide to turn gay.

Well I'm the only one who can play tents girls, but with your help, we can make it a marquee.:E

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Now Mr Nutloose, this won't hurt a bit, but youll have to change your name afterwards

Ttfn

Owing to a shortage of sleeping tablets put on the headphones and select Trump or Boris

Hoskins wonders whether the girls are after his pilot's watch.

The last thing I remember was a big bang, and now I don't know whether I am in heaven or hell.....

Nurse in the middle

If you are bad Nurse Bloggins, you will go to Nurses hell.

What's that ?

A ward with an endless line of pilots like this one to look after........

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Biggles tests out the old saying that the only three certain things in life are taxes, death and..... nurses.

Thr PM is pleased to show that A&E waiting times are a thing of the past with a ratio of 3 nurses to 1 patient.

The PM is rushed to Hospital to have Cameron's boot removed from his ass finds a warm reception just after announcing a 10% pay rise