Ironic, isn't it?

That was the truck carrying the new spares for the Cessna brakes.

Hoskins attempt in "Shortest landing competition" failed in initial attempt to land on truck roof.

1000 square miles all around, nothing could crash into you here Grandma.....

CFIT - Controlled Flight into Truck.

100 miles back to town and Hoskins crashes into the only transport.

Any landing you can leap away from is a good one.

Grandma's first driving lesson in the Truck ended early.

"... and I am delighted to tell you that although we have a remote parking stand this morning, the bus that will take us to the terminal building is already waiting."

Student, "Truck"

Examiner, " You've failed your oral english test as well".

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Hi, I'm Brooke Bond, a brother of James, he couldn't make it so sent me.

"Tower, we've rolled the Rover over, over"

On a day off Hammond takes the Mercedes for a spin and May still crashed into him

While taking part in the Red Bull air race, Max still crashed into Lewis, well old habits do die hard .. (Other Caffeine high energy drinks are available)

"Pilots' strike? Yes, I struck the truck."
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Software engineer newly promoted to real engineer: "They said to make an air-land vehicle and I thought a high-speed merge would be a good solution."

"She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes" wasn't a cue for a sing-a-long.

Hoskins claimed not to have received the NOTAM, Breaking action poor
or
Daily Mail headline 'At the subsequent Police inquiry it was determined that for once Drink or Drugs played absolutely no part in the accident'...(Other incompetent newspapers are not available'

Cessna... tested to destruction

Ttfn

Quick run away before the Police show up....no wait it's ok for once I have not had a drink and the truck is taxed and insured ....phew