The captured freefaller spotting competition was well attended.

A late one for anyone's enjoyment:

Recruiting Officer (or outsourced junior recruitment executive with a mile-long job title) to his men: "Right lads, they're all press-ganged into the Air Force. They obviously like saving money, so that's the top criterion met, and they have a head for heights, and I'm led to believe that might come in useful. Go get 'em!"

Section Officer Harvey thanks you for your attention. Here she is at work...
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Tuck! I said I wanted a hospital TUCK!.

Major Kong receives appropriate aid at the end of the film

Little known fact, Section officer Harvey was one of triplets

First Transgender airman gets appropriate aid

The difference between private health insurance and a public hospital, when it comes to giving a sperm sample.

The Nurses hadn't heard of the Golden Rivet, but they looked anyway...

Bruce was mighty pleased with himself...right up until Nurse Trevor came in to do his bed bath.

The Andrews Sisters, looking for a high C.

Doris (right) thought she'd found the handle to lower the bed. Bruce said nothing...

After the striker had been injured during the first half, the manager instructed his medical staff to pull him off at half time.

"Well Sir. Aren't you a cocky little Bastard! Anyway, we've got some news for you and we decided to bring in a special guest to tell you. Do you know Sir Douglas Bader?"

Matron had warned the nurses that Bloggs was likely to be a handful.

Now, now, it's just a little prick... oh! ...which seems to be what you are used to.

Nursey, well Captain Blackadder, I have some good news and some bad news.
Well better give me the good news first
Well the good news is that the Doctor will be along in a minute to give you the bad news

Ah Hoskins back again, what did you crash this time?

Yes I know step ladders do cause the most accidents

Please tell me what's wrong,
No I cant tell you what's wrong
Surely you can tell me I 'm a man I can take bad news
No sorry we really don't know what's wrong, and please don't call me Shirley

Ta Ta boom