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The Nurses call for a hacksaw and Blow torch as Hoskins Mistress had lost the key to his Chastity belt.
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"Great Scott!" ejaculated Biggles "I knew those German nurses were trying to get something out of me."
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"yes it's a penis, and it's small, ahhhh there you are Buster, we wondered where you got too" |
"You don't look sick at all. Is this a wind up?"
"No, but that is..." |
"E....thar's money in thar's brass" |
"So nurse, remember the drill.......... cock, hook, and then we all look" ... |
"Yup this ones definitely Royal Navy, I can feel his crabs" |
"Oh dear..... Sir, it looks like we are going to have to call you Officer Dribble" |
"He says that ever since we inserted the butt plug, the chain has been getting in the way" |
Nurse, yes but there is a difference between red lipstick and gonorrhea
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Actors demonstrate for Pathe News that life in a services hospital is a joy for staff and patients alike.
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"Before you continue would one of you please close the curtains, there is a bunch of spotters by the perimeter hedge photographing us" |
"Nurse when I said he needed assistance in polishing his rocket to get some relief, I don't remember mentioning using Walpol" |
OK, enough nurse jokes for a while.
The award goes to Treadigraph: Now, now, it's just a little prick... oh! ...which seems to be what you are used to. |
Blimey - thanks AC, here's a quickie for a day or two - a very old and quite well known pic, I believe all concerned survived - except maybe the truck and the 182.
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....e42e09d734.jpg |
Truck driver: "Didn't you see the stop sign?"
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Most people just mount Bulls horns or Cow skulls...
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Now all we have to do is pop a missile on and we have a drone to take out the Taliban trucks
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Just wish it was bigger
oh sorry did not see we have moved onto the next picture |
While filming a segment for Top Gear, Hammond found out that Captain Slow wasn't quite as slow as Clarkson had claimed...
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