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Buster Hyman 6th Jul 2016 13:53

You know, I always thought that 'being led up the garden path' was just a figure of speech!

ShyTorque 6th Jul 2016 13:54

"Well Sarge, at least you're not alone... there are now two horny old goats with the clap in this photo!"

Danny42C 6th Jul 2016 16:08

"Listen, you ! It'a fair cop ! You'd better come quietly !"

Danny42C 6th Jul 2016 16:48

Famous Last Words.
 
THIS IS NOT A CAPTION


..It wasn't the greatest of jobs, but it sure beat the old "Say ... what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?" routine..
The penny has just dropped, and the meaning of WeeJeem's #36550 has suddenly come to mind (better late than never !). Same thing as "Why's the cloud gone green ? :eek:

Hempy 6th Jul 2016 17:20

Danny, I take it that you never came across the works of the late great Gary Larson!

https://jokemail.files.wordpress.com...side.jpg?w=584

Danny42C 6th Jul 2016 17:54

Hempy,

Not until now ! Will have a look - thanks !

Wensleydale 7th Jul 2016 16:09

No entries for nearly a day....I'll have a judge later tonight.

Danny42C 7th Jul 2016 17:16

You may be under the sign of Capricorn - but if I have any more trouble from you, I'll tell you your horoscope - you'll meet a nice Gurkha with a sharp kukri !

Wensleydale 7th Jul 2016 18:49

Cry Havoc and let roll the goats of war!


This is the result of the Yorkshire jury....




3rd place.... we all love the Dark Side.


Wee Jeem: It wasn't the greatest of jobs, but it sure beat the old "Say ... what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?" routine.
2nd Place.... Can't beat a good pun.

Nutloose: Due to budget cuts, the Guards practice the new Bleating the Retreat parade.
1st Place.... best fairy tale since the Brexit campaign..

WEE Jeem again: "It's a trip-trap, trip-trap!"
Thanks Chaps!

Wander00 7th Jul 2016 18:53

Well done again, WEE Jeem

Danny42C 7th Jul 2016 19:05

The best man won !

CoffmanStarter 7th Jul 2016 19:57

Yep ... Well done WEE J :D:D:D:D

WeeJeem 8th Jul 2016 07:33


Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter (Post 9432937)
Yep ... Well done WEE J :D:D:D:D

Thanks kindly, all - new pic coming shortly :8

Let's see what this brings :p

http://i.imgur.com/xLSuVLp.jpg

jim's brother 8th Jul 2016 09:46

Ken 'Ratty' Badger, director of Channel 4's 'The Wind in the Willows', wonders whether CGI might have been a better choice for his modern interpretation of: "The motor-car went Poop-poop-poop, As it raced along the road. Who was it steered it into a pond? Ingenious Mr. Toad!”

jim's brother 8th Jul 2016 09:49

The pilot said the emergency was no great problem as the aircraft was fitted with a Water-RAT.

andytug 8th Jul 2016 10:02

"Beware of prop wash..."

NutLoose 8th Jul 2016 10:05

Wet plugs, that's the why it wont start.

NutLoose 8th Jul 2016 10:06

http://i.imgur.com/xLSuVLp.jpg


Paddy found his new Sea Plane strip was surprisingly short, but amazingly wide.

Danny42C 8th Jul 2016 10:14

"Well, I'm sure it had floats on when I took off !"

pasta 8th Jul 2016 10:18

I've been trying to catch that one for years...


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