You know, I always thought that 'being led up the garden path' was just a figure of speech!
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"Well Sarge, at least you're not alone... there are now two horny old goats with the clap in this photo!"
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"Listen, you ! It'a fair cop ! You'd better come quietly !"
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Famous Last Words.
THIS IS NOT A CAPTION ..It wasn't the greatest of jobs, but it sure beat the old "Say ... what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?" routine.. |
Danny, I take it that you never came across the works of the late great Gary Larson!
https://jokemail.files.wordpress.com...side.jpg?w=584 |
Hempy,
Not until now ! Will have a look - thanks ! |
No entries for nearly a day....I'll have a judge later tonight.
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You may be under the sign of Capricorn - but if I have any more trouble from you, I'll tell you your horoscope - you'll meet a nice Gurkha with a sharp kukri !
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Cry Havoc and let roll the goats of war!
This is the result of the Yorkshire jury.... 3rd place.... we all love the Dark Side. Wee Jeem: It wasn't the greatest of jobs, but it sure beat the old "Say ... what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?" routine. Nutloose: Due to budget cuts, the Guards practice the new Bleating the Retreat parade. WEE Jeem again: "It's a trip-trap, trip-trap!" |
Well done again, WEE Jeem
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The best man won !
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Yep ... Well done WEE J :D:D:D:D
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Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter
(Post 9432937)
Yep ... Well done WEE J :D:D:D:D
Let's see what this brings :p http://i.imgur.com/xLSuVLp.jpg |
Ken 'Ratty' Badger, director of Channel 4's 'The Wind in the Willows', wonders whether CGI might have been a better choice for his modern interpretation of: "The motor-car went Poop-poop-poop, As it raced along the road. Who was it steered it into a pond? Ingenious Mr. Toad!”
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The pilot said the emergency was no great problem as the aircraft was fitted with a Water-RAT.
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"Beware of prop wash..."
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Wet plugs, that's the why it wont start.
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http://i.imgur.com/xLSuVLp.jpg
Paddy found his new Sea Plane strip was surprisingly short, but amazingly wide. |
"Well, I'm sure it had floats on when I took off !"
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I've been trying to catch that one for years...
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