Going my way?

As soon as they get the photos of Harry and Meghan's baby, we'll get the film to you, and shoot you down the tube to the chemist to get them processed.

I wish I knew what it was all about - but it made me chuckle. Could it be some arcane religious ceremony?

Please enlighten us, Cavuman, and in the meantime please accept the CST, together with a past-its-sell-by-date Easter egg.

Thanks all.

I think it's to do with an oversized lady and an undersized man.... :p

"Throwing the hotdog down the hall" lives in the same general area as "it was like a wizard's sleeve"..

One lives and learns... and then often forgets again.

I'm sorry I asked . . . although I rather feared that it might be something of the kind.

"Wizard's sleeve" is also a mystery . . . . but I am not asking!

To do with the ratio of sleeve width to arm thickness among wizards, being high so that their arms are free to accurately cast spells.

See also "like throwing open the window and making love to the night", etc.

Roger's Profanisaurus is your friend.....

Ahh..... rather like playing ones organ in a cathedral

Thank you for awarding the coveted Coffman Starter Trophy to me, Penny Washers! I shall carry it carefully down the hall and place it on the center of our mantlepiece. The posters below yours are "anatomically correct" in their interpretation of the American idiom "Throw the hotdog down the hall"! (Kind of like a co-worker of mine years ago who, after a hard day's night selling microcomputers, shrugged, sighed, and said "I guess I'll go home and stab the wife." I was horrified until I thought it through...)

Here's one that may or may not have anything to do with Cinco de Mayo, but, at least tomorrow, I shall say to PPRuNers one and all: "May the Fourth be With You!"

- Ed

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"Cabin air always leaves me a little hoarse"
Obviously

Having re checked the terms and Conditions the American Airlines gate agent did agree there was no limit to the assistance animal allowed in the cabin. and so allowed the big fat git to board

Smoking still allowed in the premium class

Amazing what you can win at the fair ground,.. said the horse

Appaloosa Airlines bridled at this self loading hand luggage being snaffled aboard, but were nagged by the punter who said it would make the aircraft a bit more stable, and now they were saddled with it they should not shoe it off.

Leg room was a little restrictive in the mane!

Man "...and this is the pig that I have to sleep with every night"

Woman "That's not a pig - its a horse"

Man "I was talking to the horse!"

(Thank you - this post was in aid of 'Give An Old Joke A Home' week)

This is why you should not takes things for others through security. Don't know what you will be saddled with

It was easier to take the grandchild's case on holiday rather than the child