My smarty-pants brothers both joined the air force, one as a wheel chock and one as an NDB ident, but this'll really show them I've got what it takes too!

The Army shows off their crack shot.

With Mythbusters down to just the two of them, they had to try and solve more than one myth simultaneously.

Crackshot my a%se!!

"Biped, rifle, for the supporting of." How one simple typo changed the careers of thousands of soldiers.

"No Smiff, it's not because I don't like you, it's because if the movement in those trees that we saw turns out to be baboons, your ar5e should scare 'em orf!"

No prizes for second Nutty.

I'm just cannot bear to think of what they thought when I asked for a Tripod.

Yes Major, it's a new spectacular we've developed for the forthcoming Tattoo.
We'd noticed that the Air Force's 'dump and burn' routine has proven popular with the spectators and so...

"Defence Force Jobs"
The ones they don't put in the shiny brochures.

"Join the Army they said.......see the world they said....."

Voices of opposing enemy troops:
"Men, don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!"
"Umm Sir, what colour was that supposed to be again?"

"If he shoots I'll see the white of his eye all right !"

"Look the Sarge said I had to bring you along as my assistant and to try to f&ck some sense into you, so that's what I am doing"

" I can definitely hear tunnelling Mr Mainwaring"

"No - I ordered *harassing fire* not hairy - a$$ed fire!"