Bee Bong, "This is Captain Speaking, we are just approaching turbulence, please hold on tight to anything you can"

Who on Earth thought of using air travel to advertise tea? Ridiculous idea; might aswell use a bunch of chimps...

Well, wearing this took a lot of convincing but I steadfastly refused to wear Coco the Clowns make up as well

... And once you've finished your tea, this afternoon's in-flight entertainment will be a game of "Twister"


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twister_(game)

'Why am I laughing?
'Because before we left, one of the engineers said there were plans to put another 40 seats in here...!'

Upper Deck? Nah, it's full of chavs and weirdos. Economy is fine.

"And if you hear the theme from the Thunderbirds, hold on, as your seat will tip backwards and eject you down a chute to the aircraft"


http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/...-the-aisle.jpg

^To wit

'Why yes Mrs Slocombe, Humphries has developed a nice tan. Captain Peacock says he's trying out the 'Continental look''

Rooting the Pilots? Good Lord no! That'll be Rodger over there.

Time for a new one me thinks! Had a good chuckle over quite a few and so,

In 3rd place we have Danny42C with:
.........and then you woke up - with a barrel of lard on one side and a howling infant on the other !

In 2nd:
DanGerous with:
Steward to Pax, "Yeh her uniform is hideous, but at least she doesn't have to get Blacked up"

In 1st place and this weeks winner:
WeeJeem with:
Yes maam - the orchestra will be striking up shortly, and then Captain Handley shall arrive for the first dance.

Well done WeeJeem, take it away!
PM sent to WeeJeem.

Well done, WeeJeem.
That caption got my prize, too. :ok:

Well done WeeJeem :D:D:D:D

Nice one WJ

Masterly, WeeJeem !

I have decided I'm decidedly cr@p at this game!! :)

Well done WJ ;)

Remember, it's not about winning... Just ask Nutty!

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