"Anybody fancy a game of uckers while we wait?"

"Now the joint forces are disposed thus. The Admiral informs me the Navy are riding out the gale, anchored in Lyme Bay. The Army are dug in in the marshes south of...Watkins?"

"Dorchester, Sir"

"..and the RAF chaps are....Watkins?"

"The Dorchester, I believe, Sir. They popped up to Town last night. Something about some Top-Level Shagging"

'Which means, Watkins?'

"Should have tried harder at School, Sir?"

(Sorry F3WMB, couldn't resist it.)

Fill yer boots ;)

As his map floated away on the breeze, the Army politely ignored the Admiral's flatulence issues.


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"Army Grand Design Team, my arse. If you forgot to build a garage then just how do you propose to deal with my barge?"

If Top Gear ran the war...

"Admiral... tell me again where you said you saw the elephants?"

Stop giving me those puppy dog eyes Admiral. Also, my name's not Hardy & I'll be damned if you'll be getting a kiss from me today!

"As I told you.....a Mixy Blob co-located on a Square with a Same Color Blob, when arriving due to a Six being rolled but one Die falling off the playing board....Oh Never Mind!"

The Navy only needed to send one officer when strategic decisions needed to be made......

"Well, that's Ann Hathaway's Cottage done. What does TripAdvisor say about good restaurants in Stratford? I'm starving"

After the IOS 8 update on their iPads ... The General Staff resort to paper maps again :ugh:

And that was to ask what Strategic meant.

While the British general staff were trying to figure out where they were, the Canadian Division had already taken their objective. :E

'I'm telling you old boy, the bloody horse's ran off into that field there.'

Well the architect's drawings definitely show a slate roof and the bloody builders have used thatch - Jerry will just huff and puff and blow it all down.

"You see.....it is very simple....there is but the one Road....how can anything go wrong? Bridges you say....just drive across the things of course!"

"See, I think that's where we hit that old women with the white bonnet on".

Driver: Sorry sir, the Michelin guide is all I had, but look on the bright side, this place is rated 3 stars.

I may be an Admiral and more used to Charts, but even I can see you've got the map upside down!

or

So that's 3 chicken chow meins, 2 crispy fried duck, 5 fried rice and a spring roll for the driver??

or

This is not what I meant by going for a drive to do some cottaging....