Hey you guys STOP Laughing !

I can't be the first guy to fall for the line "Go get a bucket of propwash"

..and the mighty whale lurched skyward as Ahab roared a merciless’ curse….

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"Give it a wee bit more thrust captain, cattletruck doesn't want to come out to play."

Thanks Buster, and my sincere apologies for missing the award ceremony as my suit was still at the cleaners.
ACW599 yes please do the honors as I'm currently having issues with my account, it's currently being "processed". Thanks.

The Lockheed chaps were baffled, and couldn't understand how Airbus were able to get "fly by wire" to work...

Errr Boss, you sent me here telling me my biggest fans were out here -but I can't see anybody......

Excuse me Mister, can I have my Yo Yo back please.

I tell you Hoskins....if we let off the brakes....Sid will just go to pieces!

Say...where'd this Trapeze wire come from?

Wham-O executives were pleased with the fishing line trials...

Captain the engines cannae take any more ... cut loose the Klingon Mr Scott !

Go on then -- give it a yank and pull that damn tooth out for me!

Damm wire cable thieves are getting bolder.

or

Early HiLo tactical parachute training theory being put into practice

or

Worlds fastest blind runner finds the ideal partner

Fly by wire Herc you say......... yup hang on..

AC130 gunship range finding check, 30 feet check, FIRE.:eek:

We'll need another extension cord if you want to fly this Electric Herc around the circuit.

...Harriet….there’s a Turnip out of the greenhouse again…

Chiefy's Officer-Training Lesson 1 - How to get them to keep the cockpit tidy. You will need: 2 crocodile clips, a length of cable and access to the National Grid........

With C130 taking over some SAR work, the boys thought they'd better have a "dope on a rope" like the other SAR assets.

Finally the CO confirmed that the reports of Capt Flipflop was at too low an altitude on finals were proven when AC Blogg confirmed he had to start running some 2 miles before the aircraft landed.

While converting jet fuel to noise, plod began pulling his wire…