"Check-in said we had an outside chance of getting on this flight."

Economy Class, Business Class, First Class, Top Class.

Was that a bird strike?
Bird, bloke, cabbages, you name it!

The A380 invisi-deck was not for the faint hearted.

Are you sure the de-icing was completed?

"Seats on the wings were half the price, but I decided we'd get a better view up here."

Crunchie tailor their sponsorship to suit the market.

Goodness gracious me, this is the Captain speaking. Please to remain holding on until the aircraft has come to a complete stop.

Not a lot of confidence in Sully's first flight back on the A320.

Poor fella lost all his chooks, and there's nothing he can do about it as it's written in the fine print.

"Gujerati Airlines profit forecast downgraded as flights regularly depart well under capacity"

Utterly Buttery's sponsorship of Gujarat Airways was proving somewhat controversial!

Donald Trump has changed his mind about allowing Muslims to enter the United States, although a couple of the mitigating terms and conditions are still proving controversial.

Have to have a crack at the marketing people. Still looks like half the seats are empty. (Or maybe that was just the en-route turbulence?)

My wits are scattered to the winds as usual, so I don't have an entry.

But I thought that those not already aware might want to see this being done for real:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...7/humanfly.jpg

Ah, but that's the spacious First Class cabin.

Are you sure this is the next migrant boat out of Libya?

"what's the funny logo on the tail for?"

"Ahh, that's to show it's JATO equipped"