The original turkey twizzler

WW2 Re-enactment Society's latest offering - the 'Henemy' on the Russian Front.

Not quite what the requirement meant when it asked for a spare emergency battery....

And this is why Turkey cannot join the EU.

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"Goddamn it, I can't tell which of you is which when y'all squawking the same ident! "

And if you wiggle it about, it gives birth to another pongo.

"I learnt the trick when taking the inside leg measurement of WRAF's, but in their case, one stuck a broom handle up between them, then took the wet away from the dry"

"The SWO said to me he wanted to see a little sh*t on the other end of his pace stick in front of him at three, so I am only happy to oblige"

"And if you lift its tail you can tell the time"
"marvellous how do you do that?"
"Oh it's easy really, my watch came off when doing an inspection and I can still see it"

"And I have written to the MOD requesting my Vets badge."

"oh, Moo ... :D"

Everyone seems to have chickened out

Sounds like a classic case of gobbledygook to me, I'll just give it another poke to hear it again.

...and you can tell its age by looking up its date.

Even with the best wand in the World Of Wizadry, Harry's career path had taken a bit of a downturn after killing Voldemort.