Clear the decks, Cruise Maverick incoming...

Dunno what's happening but it must be serious, they even have the cook helping
or
Captain here, STOP, the war is over so due to cutbacks we cannot just push them over the side anymore
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Unanticipated reaction to the 1st Airborne Cavalry playing 'Ride of the Valkyrie ' … again

"Captain's coming - hide his Christmas present pdq."

"Oi, no burials at sea without the padre."

"Is this altogether wise, Sir?"

"Good point, Wilson. Tell the men to get their uniforms on."

"But sir, it's painted on the side, push here"

"Sorry Chung Lo, no landing fee, no landing..."

Just heard over the Ship's 1MC after a whistling of a Bosun's Pipe...."Attention all Hands....give the Ship a clean sweep fore and aft, all ladder ways and passages, and deposit all trash in the **** cans provided!".....right?

Playboy bunnies return aircraft disappears which means they must stay for next 6 months.

I told you not to put Mr Creosote in the pilot's seat.

(For those of us old enough to remember Monty Python's Meaning of Life).

"I'm not 'aving fecking pongoes stinking up my ship"

Rivalry before the annual Army-Navy Football game quickly got out of hand.

....and in the contest last man holding on wins ...
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Captain of the Queen Elizabeth has deamed he only wants shiny new Aircraft on his shiny new ship

"Quick! There's 1.2 million US citizens marching on Area 51. Destroy the evidence!"

No Krispy Kremes on supply helicopter always gets this response.

This is a scientific experiment to prove that the earth will reject helicopters because they are so ugly.

The captain said to launch all aircraft and this was still around

I told you only blow the bl00dy doors off

Skipper said to toss the ship's Bell....

Ttfn