Hoskins demonstrates the Aircraft's Maneuverability by executing a high turn rate Pylon Turn.


Or.....


Bloggs, not being prepared for the excess of power, experienced some difficulty in maintaining aircraft control.

"Not bad Birt, that was 4 inches. clean it up, break break Smudge you're up, remember touch the deck and your out, 4 inches to beat!!"

"Yes, it's a very good lead-in trainer for the Chipmunk".

"Hoskins, if you miss it one more time, we'll have to cancel the Picking Up the Handkerchief Off the Grass act at the At Home day next week".

"This thing needs full afterburner just to taxi to the left???"

But Boss the tower said "expedite to the next left turn off" .....

Flt Lt Bloggins was determined to win the unofficial "lowest roll ever" trophy

When the RAF said they were going to toss him 1 day before he became eligible for a pension, Flt Lt Bloggins said to himself "what the hell I may as well go for it !"

You mean this one BPF ;)



Back to the competition

Flt Lt Bloggs entry into the wall pissing comp was going to be hard to beat.

"Excuse me mister, why do they have a Saint on the tail?"
"Because they need the patients of one to get it airborne son"

Hmmm, yes, the squeaking noise isn't coming from the left gear either...let's try the nose next.

What fuel imbalance?

Whoa!...Almost hit that yellow tower thingy. THAT'S Airmanship son!

"Boss wants to see You"

(closely followed by...)

"I just sneezed, Boss - honest !"

or

"There was this wasp in the cockpit...."

Oh crap! We've landed on that short, but wide, runway again! TOGA!

"Let's show them what this puppy can do, leaf blowers to maximum"

"Bloggs....one does the Field Sobriety Test BEFORE getting into the aircraft!"

'Zounds, Sire, my Charger has lost a Shoe !"