"No, Madam, you're supposed to put it on your prize cow".......(thinks) ...... "Oh, dear !"

"I've only been with this crowd for an hour or so, but already I realise why the alternative title to 'The Yeomen of the Guard' is 'The Merryman and His Maid'... stop looking so pleased with yourself, Fairfax."

"We're all frilled"


and I know it is thrilled

I don't need a ruff, look, no dandruff.

And I got this one when some tomato ketchup squirted out of a cheeseburger.

Well, they gave it to me when I said I did have a chest to pin it on...

Seems to have gone quiet - I'll judge later today.

Bloke 3rd from left: Minimum 22 years of my life.....for this?

It is Judgement Time. I was happy to see lots of Victoria Wood references, but as a sucker for a good pun, the winner has to be:



Well done AndyTug - the floor is yours.

Thanks very much Wensleydale, and here's the next pic.....

http://worldwarwings.com/wp-content/...l2-735x413.jpg

Now that's what I call a target!

The AOC was not expecting this when they said they were sending a squirrel

That last landing looked a bit squirrely!

Who needs a silk scarf, when you have a fur one built in.

Looks like a Nutcracker in a Firecracker to me

SQUIRREL RUN - or how I escaped the local dog pound . If chickens could do it why not me ?

Chipmunk Air prepare for their first flight...

The Defense Minister fondly remembered his time in a UAF Chipmunk so he ordered the MOD procurement guys to come up with a new one.......