They knew there was a foreign spy around but who was it nobody knew, someone suspected the legs in the corner but Mata Hari wasn't saying.

"When the photographer has finished we'll try again. On the downbeat; ONE for the money, TWO for the show, THREE to get ready, lets GO, GO, GO"

Cold calling for solar panel installation wasn't going well, there were piles of them still unsold.

"Eyes down look in... Key to the door 21"

Righto ladies, and a one, and a two, and a one two three four...

Pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream, Make him the cutest that I've ever seen...

Bloggs couldn't contain his excitement at the Dambusters initiation. Little did he know that he was in the wrong room...

I'm sorry sir there's no one in the station phone directory called Mr D. Boy are you sure you're calling the right station?

Corporal Punishment in action...

Should have joined the Navy because
"In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy"

Comfortable chairs and adequate manning - just how old is this photo?

answers on a postcard, with a 2d stamp, to.....

An early scientific experiment to find out, when four women have an argument, who has the last word. It started when CPL Wiggins was an AC in the RFC.

"Right, lovely girls. Listen in. We're just about to turn on the machine. In a few minutes, your legs will turn the wrong way up, you'll gain three stones in weight, your voices will become very harsh and you then will be fully qualified WRAFs".

Wife selection process had become more complicated since they allowed women to drive and vote.

Small arms were not allowed in the control centre, so Vera knew that wasn't a pistol in Bloggs' pocket!

Two Supervisors, two talking, and two watching, OPS Normal!

To increase the funds for the war effort, Churchill decided to introduce the first sex chat phone in.

Yes, yes, Danny Boy… I've heard it all before... Everyone claims to have a broad sword.

Following the latest pay rise "Operation Dave" was put in place at a top secret Oxfordshire base to destabilise his chances at the next election.

"Corporal, there is some bloke called Montgomery on the phone who insists that we send three and fourpence because they are going to a dance. I think he is drunk. Shall I ignore him?"

or

Keen to get promoted, Cpl Peter Harding hoped that setting up his new "Dial-A-WRAF" service would get him a good SJAR (insert 1940s equivalent) write up.

CPL Smith hadn't the heart to tell the girls that due to a shortage of headsets, the current version of the mouth pieces had been remanufactured from redundant pee tubes.