I know, I know, the winning caption within three minutes of the challenge. It's just a gift, I suppose.

Oh, hang on, is that what you meant?

;)

Go here and scroll down to Adding Images and all is revealed.

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"Inspired by the 2005 RAF Wokka display, the USAF invited the team to spice up their own F-16 display. You see early rehearsals for Fairford 2006 here."

So, we tell the Brits "the Chinook HC3 has a Radar that works as well as the APG-66..." it just requires a bolt on module..

"Yeh, it's a mess alright - but you should have seen what he did to that Cessna last week........"

USAF went all out to ensure that George Dubbya's first sortie at the controls of the F-16 was a successful one.

He said "where did he go"

I said "where who go"

god damn that chinook pilot.

"After the Chinook went U/S in the field it needed to be over-slung back by a passing F16"

"The Chinook started its run-up against the 'Super-Stallion with Typhoon' at the international Heavy Lift Conkers Competition"

"The amazing visual line-up of an F16 taking off, an overflying CH47 and a distant mast make it look like the Chinook is actually lifting the fighter"

Initial trials of the new no-compass no-gyro procedure suggested that it worked remarkably well.

After seeing the European Defence Committee's solution for an air defence package for the SH fleet; the Public Accounts Committee finally understood where EFA had come from, and that the camel was indeed a horse designed by a committee.

...You're choppered!!!

"Another classic example of a mature and working Fly by Wire sytem"


Conan

After his little "incident" as a Thunderbird pilot, FO Bloggs was still undergoing the US Airforce's intensive "Altimeter Setting for Dummies" course

SP

OR.....

This F-16 is taking part in non-scary to death silent trials following the reindeer incident.

The Danish Air Force has paid 30,000 krones (about $4,800) in damages to a local Santa Claus after its F-16s scared his only reindeer to death, Danish television reported Friday.

Look Bloggs, you wash the aircraft and it dries itself, no need to blow dry.

Surely,

"USAF test pilot rues the day he copied the RAF Typhoon 05 Friday display routine."

"Well, I've heard of RATO but that's a new one on me".

The RAF's new air to air refueller makes a low pass to impress the watching crowds

'No need for extra support - the new F-16 tourer - for those small scale skirmishes - comes with a roof box fitted as standard.'

"Fresh from the announcement of the 2005 Booker prize, the company unveiled a new diversified arm - Crash and Carry."

Conan

"I say Bloggs.....Would not a Marine wearing snowshoes and dribbling a basketball be a much easier way to detect landmines?"

http://www.f-16.net/PhotoGallery/album30/aah.sized.jpg

"Cyril, I know you've always wanted your own F16, but I still don't think it was worth three bottles of Scotch and a Loadmasters helmet"

or

" Cyril, now that we caught one, do you think the boss will let us keep it?"