Keep calm Mr Knievel.
Once we remove the joystick, the spare bikes are ready and another glider is inbound.

"Sorry, but there is a surcharge for wheelchair users and we are not letting you off until you pay it, O'Leary would have our guts for garters if we did."

When the Boss said "Adventure Training Gliding" I did not think he meant this

"Are you sure this was what the Boss wanted when he asked you to ramp up loadmaster training?"

Airbus engineers were puzzled as to how the A380's weight blew out...and then Francois discovered the Jeep.

"Quick shove it down the back, before the Yanks realise it's missing!"

The early version of British Air Ferries still needed some work

Click ... "Bing Bong ... EasyJet would like to announce the departure of EZY69 Charter Flight to San Antonio Ibiza from Gate 13B" ... Click

Heard from the airborne glider ... "Daga Daga Daga!!!" ... "Neeewooowww" ... "Daga Daga Daga!!!" Please ignore Sgt Smith ... He's still learning :rolleyes:

Buster ... I don't know about Ganja but it certainly smells of Dope :}

'ere sarge, you remember when we left blighty you said "the last thing we must do is forget the keys" well...

" If they can be towed behind a 737 I'll take 40 surplus ones"
"Certainly Mr O'Leary"

Here Sarge, the pilot says if we can't get it in the overhead locker it will have to go in the hold!

Bu99er off you lot ... it may look like a Belvedere but the heavy lift helicopter hasn't been invented yet :*

Well sarge, we've got the jeep loaded, just a couple of bikes to go, and we're ready for the off. So remind me, how does this thing take off again?

Early training for Loadmasters

Now remind me again as it seems 3 of us are pushing and 3 are pulling, so are we getting this in or out ?

"Try it on its side !"

No - we were supposed to go down town and see if we could all get a discount on all getting inside a couple of WHORES!

"There's your problem .... you're winding the elastic bands backwards..."